Anon gets into an arm wrestling contest with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. It goes exactly how you expect.

Don’t know how to explain it anymore than that.

Update 2/18/2020: I am shocked this got featured.

Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.

Fistfights ensue.

This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.

Anon has been forced into Canterlot's throne room. Even worse, Princess Celestia is inside of it. Crying silently.

Welp, there's only one real solution here.

Boops.

Now's the time to hope this isn't a crime of any sort, and that he isn't sent to the sun anytime soon.

First publicized story- would definitely appreciate criticism.

And being completely honest- this was made in under an hour. A product of sudden inspiration.

Edit 5/17/19: Christ, featured less than an hour after it was posted and generally liked- i'm honoured. Glad you all enjoyed my silly little story!
As of 12/12/22, this still manages to appear on popular stories and featured occasionally when I post, which I cannot fathom-

Now featuring a Ko-fi for the generous, looking to help me out or the folks I want to support in my life.

She finally did it, she revealed how she felt towards you, only for you to turn her down.

Now her heart is broken beyond repair... or is it?

A short story that shows that rejection doesn't just hurt to receive, but is possibly even worse to dish out.

This story is a sequel to I'll Be Back

Read the prequels first!

Part 1:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320236/ill-be-back

Part 2:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/344623/a-promise-made

With Christmas/Hearth's Warming just around the corner, you need to find something special for a special someone in your life. But finding the perfect gift is never that easy.

This story is a sequel to I'll Be Back

Part 1:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/320236/ill-be-back

Part 3:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/360739/by-the-fire

After leaving Ponyville three months ago, you have been relaxing far away from home, waiting for winter to pass. Finally, it is warm enough for you to go home, and you know there is someone waiting there for you that you should have never left behind.

With your first Equestrian winter just around the corner, trouble arises that just might end up hurting someone you're pretty close to.

Part 2:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/344623/a-promise-made

Part 3:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/360739/by-the-fire

A human joins the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville during Nightmare Moon's return. He thinks he's going to regret it. He's probably right.

A three part silly short, reboot of the "Hands" universe but doesn't require prior knowledge of that fic. Just for fun.

EDIT: Featured from 12/15/2019 to 12/21/2019.

You really do need to keep an eye on Cozy Glow. Turn your back for a second and she's off, away and escaping. Over the hills! Out to the sticks! Out to villages that might maybe possibly have not heard about what she did, or at least not yet.

There to plot, there to plan, there to get started on getting everything running smoothly and like it should again. Or at least get started on cooking up some revenge. Either way.

And there's also that weird alien thing she came across. He could be useful...

Conspicuously anonymous human and equally mysterious mare live in (what is assumed to be) matrimonial bliss with fresh child.

The child awakes, and thus so do the parents.

No-one has a very good time.