I'm that Finnish complaining loudmouth from EqD who also ruins everything with ponies on DeviantART. Don't expect me to write anything (anymore), I'm just here for the clop.
Rainbow Dash is determined to get married. The most successful apple orchard in Equestrian history is going broke. Twilight is finding all of this rather suspicious. Just what are her friends up to?
Spike now harnesses the bloodstone scepter making him the ruler of all dragon kind. Of course he hands it off as part of an important lesson on friendship, right? Naw. He immediately goes mad with power.
After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce! Unfortunately, Fluttershy is her lawyer.