Humans don't have (as much) magic as ponies, so they get their psychedelic kicks in... other ways. Fluttershy's friend Tree Hugger has procured a substantial amount of one such way of getting one's kicks. Twilight's about to blast off.
Jake finds himself roped into a high tea with Princess Celestia and a group of snobby nobles. The lunch is boring, the tea is boring, and the nobles are boring. Jake must brave a conversation with Rarity before he can escape and get some damn coffee.
For most residents of the Equestra Retirement Community, the only thing to do is wait around to die. But if you're new, just inherited Bungalow 4G, and feel curious enough to investigate, there's always the horseshoe pits around midnight.