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Pyro The Reader


We're born by the Faith, made men by the Faith and inevitably our nature is undone, by the Faith.

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After accidentally learning that each Princess has their very own secret rooms to retreat inside whenever they wish, Twilight Sparkle makes it her mission to uncover just what could be inside Princess Celestia's.

Perhaps Twilight should have knocked first.


Artwork by Hawk9mm.

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A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

-Michael Pollan


Even when faced with the rise of Tirek and the loss of her own cutie mark, Roseluck never fails to tend her lawn.

An entry into the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

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Some pony wakes up in a realm where they're the only thing able to talk. Prompts appear in bold text to tell them what to do. It appears helpful enough, but what is the benefactor's true motive? In a world where time is dependent on the player moving, what is real?
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Would this count as a crackfic even if I wasn't on drugs while writing this?
Superhot is property of SUPERHOT Team and Piotr Iwanicki.
Rated "Teen" for gun violence and pixelated bodies.
"Other" tag is for more characters that will appear than the maximum five main character limitation.
One-shot.

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This story is a sequel to My Cats Turned Into Princess Ponies


Four cats. I distinctly remember being the proud owner of four cats. I wanted an explanation about what was in the cardboard boxes that turned them into brightly colored horse creatures. Unfortunately, all I got was a longer string of confusion.

In their blissful ignorance, Puddie, Luau, Katydid, and Tifa released more magic that altered the very world around us. As a precaution to them potentially throwing a tantrum, I left for about twenty minutes to try and find them some bags of food.

Can I get my crazy cat lady life back, please?
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Credit for cover goes to Jeatz-Axl.
Story contains some instant transformations.
(I'm surprised people wanted a sequel.)

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Cats are the most adorable creatures to watch when they play. My cats are the best. Puddie, Katydid, Luau, and Tifa... I love them all. No, I am not a crazy cat lady. You are the crazy cat lady!

So I was asked to sort a few things for my nephews, including some boxes with questionable labels. Thinking nothing of it, I slid some of the empty ones into the living room. Tifa crawled into one of the boxes, and it quickly escalated from there.

Sorry, let me start from the beginning.
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Perhaps I'm not taking a very serious approach because I actually prefer dogs more often than not. But I digress. Cover image put together by Awalex.

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This story is a sequel to Clear as Blood: A Detective Rarity Mystery


The crime? Murder.

The suspect? Our client.

The culprit?

That would be a lot easier to determine if they'd just let Rarity do her job.


Reading the previous stories is not necessary to enjoy this one, but will provide additional context.

Special thanks to ChudoJogurt for editing and advice. Detective Rarity vector by MPnoir.

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Every so often, once a century or so, Celestia gets a certain itch. With great care, she shrewdly plots a way to slake her wanton thirst for horse shenanigans and tomfoolery. As fate would have it, on this fine occasion, she's chosen to commit larceny, while disguised as the one, the only, Applejack...

Something fun for everybody. I hope y'all enjoy it!

Artwork by Big Rigs

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After the current ruler of Tartarus steps down, Princess Celestia and Luna are tasked with finding the very best replacement possible.

Sadly, that's not exactly who shows up to apply.


Artwork by Evilbob0.

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This story is a sequel to Jury Duty II: Jury Harder


Technically, the good news would be that the paperwork for Chrysalis' current disguise is so perfect, that cover identity can be summoned for jury duty. It's not just any changeling who can manage such a feat! Really, when you think about it, being called to serve on a trial would require a mistress of the art! And surely an entity who used to rule over her hive (and will get it all back and more, just you wait!) can deal with a simple matter of dealing out vengeance!

...justice?
...what? It's not as if there's any real difference.


(While this story is listed as a sequel, its only real connection to the previous tale is in theme, and so it can be read as a stand-alone.)

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