Pinkie Pie has an existential crisis while painting her room. This self-parody is dedicated to Professor Piggy, who once told me that I could write a story about Pinkie watching paint dry and weave it into an incredible psychological journey. Let's see if he was right.

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Dramatic reading by MicTheMicrophoneZero.

Cover art by chaosdrop.

Pinkie Pie lights a candle, and nothing of particular note happens.

Oh, except the world ending.

Thanks to AppleTank and billymorph for editing and pre-reading.

In an effort to keep her mind occupied, Twilight Sparkle decides to delve once again into the grand mysteries of Pinkie Pie. This time, Twilight's focus is on her claims of growing up on a rock farm: like so many things related to Pinkie Pie, the idea that somepony could grow rocks as an agricultural product makes absolutely no sense. However, the investigation eventually leads Twilight to a rather... surprising discovery.

This is the first story in The Petriculture Cycle.

Artwork by Page Turner. Now with a TV Tropes page.

This story is a sequel to Petriculture

It's been several months since Pinkie Pie made a stunning admission about her past that permanently changed her relationship with her friends, particularly Twilight Sparkle, but life seems to have settled back to normal (well, normal by Pinkie Pie's standards, at least). However, when an old nemesis returns and ensnares Twilight in her influence, it's up to Pinkie to make things right.

This is the second story in The Petriculture Cycle. There is a TV Tropes Page for the entire Cycle here.

Cover image by Page Turner; "Princess Twilight" vector by Nianara.

Hey you guys! I'm Pinkie Pie! Party planner and baker from Sugarcube Corner? Or, as others know me, Pinkamena, the murderer from the story "Cupcakes"... I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS! It's a lie! A lie I tell you, a lie!!! Ever since that mysterious little story popped up at the library, everybody has been running away from me and acting all cray-cray! So sit down with Auntie Pinkie, and I'll tell you how one story could ruin a pony's life... Oh yeah, and I'M NOT A MURDERER!

My first ever one-shot. This is my little parody of "Cupcakes". Since everybody (or pony) always makes prequels and sequels and takes on the story, I thought I'd do my own (with a completely different concept)... I hope you enjoy.

Pinkie Pie. Most ponies know her as the fun loving party pony. Others think she is a crazy unpredictable menace. Pinkie has had her moments, some better than others. Is she really crazy, or is she just misunderstood?

As of 6-13-13 more info added to end. Explains things more. Thanks again for all the support

Pinkie Pie gets her friends to explain various aspects of Ponydom to the audience (aka a wall of Sugar Cube Corner's kitchen). A silly story poking fun at some of the fan-produced elements of MLP.

When I was little, I came to understand the true meaning about a particular trait of mine. I don’t like to talk about it much because I’m just not much of a talkative pony. Or, well, I’m not anymore, but that’s beside the point. It’s just something I find difficult to talk about, much less explain, because unlike what I see, it’s not all black and white. It’s not like anyone could truly understand my condition anyway.

Well, except for maybe her.

A note written in an unknown language. An escaped Nightmare bearing gifts. A young colt afraid of the dark. A pegasus in search of a predator.

It's that season. A collection of short stories celebrating that weird, creepy, beautiful holiday we call Halloween Nightmare Night.

Includes Marginalia, winner of the spookest October Writeoff in Writeoff history.

Twilight Sparkle is thrilled when her groundbreaking paper on friendship and magic is finally published. Surely this will revolutionize the way magic is practiced all over Equestria! But things don't always go the way one expects...

(Don't take this one too seriously.)

Cover art by Taigalife.