She hates the humans. She hates their roads. She hates what the world has become...but most of all she hates her job.

Join Pinkamena Diane Pie (just call her Pinkamena) as she struggles through her day with stupid customers, and dumber management.

Don't look in the satchel.

[Now comes with Rage Review!] *warning: spoilers*

[Credit to Party Pop for new cover art]

[special thanks to JoeSFX for english to spanish translations in chapter 6.]

[Not a Cupcakes rewrite]

[Note: Fic is a dark comedy, and is AU. Expect characters to be different from their original canon roles and misanthropy abounds. May not be your cup of tea.]

[Previous Cover Art Below]
Alos88

Arceus has been imprisoned for many millennia, and in that time he has watched his world fall apart. But once he is finally freed from his prison he decides that to protect his Pokémon, and his family, that he will move the Pokémon, and a few select 'humans' to a world where they might live in peace, Equestria. However, not everyone on this new world shares his view of peace and the very presence of the Pokémon upsests some of the citizens of the world, even some of the ones he brought with aren't too happy with the situation. But a god's will is a strong thing and without his willingness the Pokémon and the citizens of Equestria are going to have to learn to get along, or at least tolerate each other. And there's a slight problem with some of the humans too, well, former humans that is.

Big thanks to tdnpony for proof reading, editing, helping me with ideas, and so much more.

Just a few of the side stories from my growing collection.
Pokemon, A Whole 'New' Frontier
A New World, A New Way-Swarm.
The City is Always Bustling On the Other Side
A Brave New World
A new World, Burning an Old Way

The rest can be found here, in my Fan Group. Group Linky.

Big thanks toxBUBBA1995x for the amazing new cover art!

I also have a Tvtrope page that is kept somewhat up to date by Kingofsouls if you know how to Trope, and want to help set it up, go here Tvtrope Link.

Since a lot of people keep aking this I'm gonna put an explanation here. I'm not following any one canon-verse here, I'm making a hodge podge universe with bits from the Manga, Anime, Games, and Movies, as well as some etcetera concerning issues addressed in none of them to great lengths. (Arceus' power is far beyond what he has in the games or movie and this does contain some Pokephilia, which comes from pretty much no canon material ever.)

Sunset, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight wake up in separate rooms after being fed drug-laced cupcakes. They find themselves forced to participate in a series of games that end in humiliation should they fail.

Pinkie has outdone herself.

A Saw parody. Takes place between Friendship Games and Legend of Everfree.

Inspired by a conversation with Vertigo22.

Awesome artwork by Grim_Grin.

Dash and Pinkie were playing Portal 2 when suddenly purple hazed their vision. Now they are trapped in the game and their only escape is to beat the game. They will make new friends along the way and meet robots who want to help them, robots who want to kill them, and robots who just wanna go to space.

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For all that is great and good in her young life in Fillydelphia, Light Breeze is discontent. With loving parents, a bratty but funny older brother, and wonderful friends, she should have been having a wonderful time, but all her life she has been haunted. She dreads sleep, and does everything she can to stay awake, for when her dreams come they are terrible nightmares, as though she's been sucked into some other, horrible world, where she's someone she desperately doesn't want to be. She has never had a truly normal dream or nightmare—what she has is real enough.

Princess Luna, famed guardian of sleep for troubled dreamers the world over, hears of her plight and sets out to help, but what she faces will be more than she bargained for. Will she be able to help the filly overcome her curse, or shall she be drawn into it as well?

Cowritten with Solana.

Content Warnings: Mild transphobia, some depictions of parental abuse.

When a Goddess gets bored of being alone, she moves to a rock farm to start a new life

Pinkie Pie stuns everypony by running for President. What could go wrong? Well, everything. This is Pinkie Pie we are talking about.

An Optimalverse story.

CelestAI creates worlds. Perfect worlds, perfectly suited to satisfying the values of the pony living in them. Every pony is different, so every world she crafts is its own work of art.

And every piece of art tells a story.

Phineas and Ferb create a new invention: A portal to travel to another dimension. Little did they know that it was a world full of ponies...with happy lives and sunshine almost everyday. They meet the mane six and explore Equestria, not realizing their portal has been destroyed. Will they ever return home?

I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic or Phineas and Ferb...I wish I did though.

Welcome to Silly Songs with Pinkie Pie, the part of this site where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song.

Short Pinkie-fied renditions of memorable, upbeat tunes for the whole family fansite!

Song requests could be made (preferably) through PM's.

NO ANIME SONGS. ONLY SONGS EVERYONE IS AT LEAST FAMILIAR WITH.

EDIT: everyone gets ONE request. Stop filling up the comments saying "What about this? What about that?" over and over. Please and thankies.

Let's make some music, ponies!!!