New Reading: "Big Pinkie Pie Warms You Up" but Verbose! · 3:45pm Feb 4th, 2017
I now cordially present you a verbose reading of Big Pinkie Pie Warms You Up by 
You're going to have to view it on my channel on account of it being NSFW. As with My Final Confession, I can't link it, and you'll also have to pass my age restriction in order to watch it on YouTube.
Channel Link: https://www.youtube.com/c/creepypastasalad
Next up: Reconnection. I swear I'm working on it. 
I'm excited to see how people react to this, but I really am looking forward to working in my element again. I've currently audio read for the first four chapters and am editing the recording right now. There's a bit of reverb in part of the recording on account of my having to move to a different room for recording in the middle of it, but hopefully it won't turn anypony away. 
Edit: As was to be expected, Reddit hates me for yet another post in which I actually tried. 
Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)
What about Mummy by
Laughter in the Night by
Applejack's Stetson Hat (ongoing) by
Tales of Fillydelphia (ongoing) by
The Shipping Boat by
The Smiling Stallion (ongoing) by
Hidden Wonderful World of Pinkie Episodes by
Works I've Audio Read (From most recent to first)
Video Link My Final Confession: Vengeance by 
NSFW - Check my channel for the video. My Final Confession by
Video Link The Unfortunate Aftermath of Nurse Redheart by
Video Link Blink by
Video Link Wrong Place, Wrong Time by
Video Link The Unfortunate Stabbing of Nurse Redheart by 
Video Link Black Lotus by 
Video Link Duty by
Video Link Sandstorm(s) (Unedited version) by
Video Link Elegy of Equestria by
Video Link Shadow of Luna by
Video Link The Scraping by
Video Link Mirrors in Shadows by
Video Link Umbra by
Video Link Breaker by
Video Link I Have No Voice, and I Must Cry by
Video Link Of the Monsters in Nightmares by
Video Link Changes by
Video Link The Changing of the Guard by
Video Link A Reasonable Solution by
Video Link Painless by 
Video Link Reflection by 
Video Link An Issue in Friendship by Captain Burrito
Video Link Time by 
Video Link Eternity by 
Video Link Crusader's End by
Video Link The Serene Forgetting by
Video Link The Weak by
Video Link De Grave of Blueblood by
Video Link Ruin Value by
Video Link Mare of the House by
Video Link I Don't Know If I'm Real... by 
Video Link Drifting by
Video Link Dreams Fade by
Playlist Link Friends Forever and Fading Twilight by
Video Link A Life Rebuilt by
Video Link Drop. by
Video Link Let It Snow by
Video Link Those Who Are Oppressed (Story withdrawn for editing) by
Video Link Lives' End by
Why is reddit giving you grief?
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I posted it to /r/clopclop, the clop subreddit, and it currently sits at a 50% upvote ratio after a significant portion of voting. Apparently, people vehemently despise the fact that I put a parody there, but /r/mlpmature, which I thought would've been more accepting, told me "no" when I asked them if they'd accept such a submission on their subreddit. Thus, I was reduced to posting it somewhere where it technically could be expected to get a controversial or negative response. That subreddit is meant for clop, not parodies of it, and they also don't get many reading submissions, based on quick search.
In other words, I have probably displeased some people who actually wanted something sexually stimulating to look at/listen to.
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That may not even be it. It has yet to be seen whether Bendy has caught wind of my video yet. If he, of all people, enjoyed it, there may still be some hope.
However, the fact that my video has gotten over sixty views and sits with 4 likes indicates that many people are clicking on the video for the thumbnail and not sticking around very long, which will ultimately undo my reading's chances of survival, given that YouTube counts view duration into its promotion algorithm.
I will try to hold out a candle of hope, but if people watching this aren't viewing it, I won't expect much to come from this except for exposing me to potential ridicule from clop-haters and general neighsayers.
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I will tell you why if you will tell me why not.
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1. I found it hilarious.
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Are you going to articulate qualms with this idea, or are you just giving me a hard time for doing something so silly?
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My question was not using the Boolean "or." Or by "yes," did you mean to convey that you intend to articulate both?
Are you kidding me?!
If you're planning on articulating both one syllable at a time, you'd likely be doing so with concision far greater than that which was to be had in my reading.
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