thinking up titles is harder than writing blog posts (also vote on my next story) · 2:24pm Sep 21st, 2015
howdy all
it's kind of fun to make blog posts and share stories and not have many ppl on the site give a fuck. on the other hand, i do miss having exclusive control of the feature box...
anyway. i made a survey/google thing where you can vote on which story i write next. i came up with a bunch of ideas but only told you the title and some relevant stats (length, genre, characters)--that's it. every idea is one i'm at least mildly interested in writing, so hopefully no matter what everyone likes, i can come up with something nice.
questions for everyone: are there any insanely good clopfics i've missed in the last 2.5 years? can someone sum up the show for me as well? did pinkie ever get depressed again? did anyone get a boyfriend? is knighty married (to poultron)?
also i'm not sure i'm active enough to request this yet but i'm looking for people to work with on future collaborations. specifically, i'm wondering if there's any (female (or shota)) voice talent that would be interested in doing scripts/readings together, or any artists who would like to wort together on a comic/something illustrated. i understand that if you're reading this and once drew a pony stick figure, you might think i want you to message me, but pls only do so if you're rly serious about your work and want to actually make a thing. also warning i'm lazy and depressed and may not be able to make a thing. but i will try.
thanks for the welcome-backs and nice thoughts, everyone. as a specific note to the several ppl who are requesting links to my IRL writing: no. sorry :( as much as i'd like to share my stuff here, i'm not at a place yet where i'm comfortable having my pony-life and non-pony life merge. that said, if you PM me specifically and i like you, i might be willing to share a little bit of info.
also, once i've started writing fics semi regularly (unless instead of doing that i decide to disappear again) i might have a patreon button but for now that just seems like needless begging so wooooo.
But needless begging is what all the cool kids are doing no? As well, I'm of the female persuasion with a not terrible mic and some practice of VAing. I don't sound like any of the main six though, if that's what you're seeking.
I kind of want to just vote for the longest fic. Give us all of your free time! All of it!
Have you ever considered doing a series of stories bundled under one series name? That way you'll have half the title ready due to the series and only need a small and fitting addition for the story itself. Worked well for me, maybe it can work for you as well.
What do you consider "good" in a clopfic? I think that's highly personal, but here goes:
Hot Reindeer on Twilight action: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/262724/the-fury-of-the-reindeer
Best mind control fic on fimfic: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/108730/smoke
Hardcore Shining on Cadance: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/280276/captains-mast
Humanized Mane 6 that might as well be OCs: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/244461/canterlot-tails-2
Straightforward human on Octavia: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/273897/no-magic-required
Twilight studying sex under Celestia and Luna: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/252409/lessons-from-the-princesses
Have you heard of Fall of Equestria? You'll love to hate it. https://www.fimfiction.net/group/201787/fall-of-equestria
Rarity x Spike x Luna threesome: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/212440/threes-a-dream
A SleeplessBrony story: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/207301/fluttershy-doesnt-suck
Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy x Thunderlane romance / threesome: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/181369/a-pegasus-is-fine-too
There have been a lot of good clopfics that have been written over the past 2.5 years. I would have to know what you are into though before I recommend any. But some generally good ones are by Marshall Twilight, The Abyss, and Anonymous Pegasus. Of course, you could always check out my clop writing, but I don't think its as good as others sadly enough.
You should read that anthro one with Diamond Tiara and her dad. I am very much not into incest, but it had way more to say than just "Ooh, taboo sex!"
I of course cannot recall the title.
Also I hear this Shivered Timbers guy is handsome and clever :VWhat made you decide to come back?
It looks like its possible to vote multiple times, after voting it asks, "submit another response?"...
(No, I didn't spam votes.)
Definetely voting for a dark fic, I love your dark fics.
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You talking about that one by Badgerpony? The one where it's simply business? I forgot the name, too. I do know Badger wrote it. And I tried convincing Titty D it was great in that one review blog of yours.
darf, what kind of smut you wanting? Something with a fetish? Something with profound underlying meaning? Bondage? Rapey? Not rapey? Slash? Femslash? Cuckholding? Loving, heterosexual, consensual sex in the missionary position? :S You gotta give some details, man. Uhh... I dunno. I have this massive tickling fetish. I would end up spamming with all the tickle fics *drools* See? You gotta be more specific.
On that note, would you consider writing about this disgusting bondagey fetish of tickle torture if I threw money at you?
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Uhh try Spitfire. I dunno :B Fleur? You got a great voice. I'm sure you could match it to somepony.
As for the show, They jumped the shark.
I mean they literally jumped the shark, in episode 100. There was a shark in one frame, and a bunch of ponies ramped off it.
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Ah, it was Badgerpony, and the title is Diamond Tiara Gets Filthy. Which really does the story no justice, for all that justice ought to be done to it. <.<
Good smutfics in the last two years or so, huh? Lemme check my favorite's list....
Remember Red Shoe Diaries back in the era of 90s showtime/skinemax softcore porn? Well, here's a pony version: Red Shoe Diaries: Equestria
A very good Flutterspike: Facing her Fears
Remember that episode where Rainbow was stuck in a hospital next to a stallion in a full body cast? Here's a fic where they bang: My Life is a Glass....
If you're familiar with Romance Reports, here's a spinoff by Cold In Gardez about an orgy of mystical creatures with a really dark twist: In the Garden of Good and Evil
In which Smarty Pants is alive and given flesh-and-blood form for a single night, and uses it to express her gratitude to Big Mac for taking care of her: Get Stuffed!
That should be enough to get you started.
I'd pimp my own fics too, but....that seems lame of me.
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the mane six are ideal, yeah, but i think at this point anyone could put on a voice with decent practice and say they're an OC or one of the background ponies that doesn't have a voice yet. that said, i'm remiss to even get into details because i only have one idea rn and it specifically requires someone who sounds like pinkie. but maybe i'll come up w/ something in the future.
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i had some stories i'd written since leaving and wanted to dump them. i feel like writing pony could be a good stress relief, might be fun now that i'm taking it less seriously, and commissions are a half-decent way to make money (tho not as much as i'd make on non-pony stuff, but that's harder to write).
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fo sho, check the commission box thingy on my page and send me a pm
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go ahead and pimp your own stuff, i'll have a lot of reading to do either way
I thought this one was pretty good; http://www.fimfiction.net/story/271214/a-gift-from-the-other-side
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Well, if you're interested....
This is the completed story I'm most happy with right now, a fic about how Twilight's parents get together, with some help from (and sex with) Celestia: Her Majesty's Secret Service
And if you're into CMC porn my current project is about Applebloom getting Discorded into a boy right as heat season hits and now all the girls in her class (and at least one boy) wanna fuck her: Growth Spurts
I have others, but those were before you left.
Well aren't you fucking adorable.
3410467 Sadly not me, I can match her bubbliness, but not the tone and pitch. Feel free to mention something in future if it'll suit.
If you're up for it, I'd love to do a collab fic in the future. I have a few ideas that I haven't gotten around to yet.
If I can self-advertise, my story Attack the Flask was pretty well received. Party story I did last Christmas.
Loving the Dark Side by RainbowBob was great if you don't mind a few spelling hiccups. Both are humanized.
Otherwise, you may be interested in Sex Ed: Changeling Style. I usually don't like first person stories, but it's really addictive.
Hmm, Dirt Pony's name and very brief description brought to mind The Riding Pony and its sequel Strong, Proud, Earth Pony Mare. Similar or not, I remember them being interesting reads.
>refollows
I thought you were dead! Good to see you again.
Glad to know you're still around, man!
I fondly remember the crazy, sexy stuff you wrote from back in the day
Love ya, darf; good to hear you've been alive and well and writing for fun and profit. And this is late, but if you want some more clopfic recs, I love Grimm's "Diaries of the Mare in the Moon" and greggaylord's "Milkie Pie" for the characters and story just as much as, if not more than, the smut.
As for what's happened in the show these last two seasons, hm . . . Weird Al guest-starred in season four, episode 100 was Fanservice: The Movie (and it was glorious), we've gotten a few Luna episodes, we like EqG now, and Hasbro burned down the treebrary and gave Twilight a magical new castle to live in. Pony continues to pony pony.
RIP