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Blck-Dynomite


This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

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Triggers: Futa, self-fellatio, self-titfuck, toys, and

The term is autofellatio.

6332278 Ah, Blck-Dynomite knew there was somethin' off about that synopsis, thanks for catchin' that. Peace.

“Couldn’t be? The magic strapon I get, but how in the hell did she manage to make a Fleshlight that does this?!”

Well the most likely explanation is that its more like a portal linking the fleshlight to what was used to create them, Twilight herself.

.....omg that was wow amazing

You did not think that out all the way, Twilight.

... I need to see a sequel to this. Normally, I don't read stories that are made with the intent of having clop being the sole purpose. This, however. was a very interesting little story that I did enjoy. The bonus made me laugh and I would love to see Sunset's reaction to this.

Please sir, may we have moar? :fluttercry:

Auto-fellatio. Also known as: The one thing that can make me like futa. Have a fave and a like. Also, that ending was amazing. Thank you for that. :raritywink:

Oh man, I want to see Sunset's reaction to that message. That'd be so funny.:twilightsmile:

Now they're thinking with portals.

Wait did Twilight research that on the school computer?

Yes. Sequel. Where Sunset finds out and starts doing it at the most awkward of times anyway.

I want to see Sunset's Reaction to twilight's Message! and as the Romans used to say: Panem ad Circum!

A pony as smart as Twi didn't think of putting those toys in a bag before throwing them in a public place. I'm surprised.

Dis pleases me.

Holy snap, I enjoyed myself.

Nitpicking! :

It seems like Twi didn't think this plan through. If she didn't want to tell Sunset about this whole magical sex-portal then Sunset could use it anytime of the day, and Twilight would be affected anytime of the day. I don't think she would want an orgasm during a random public speech.

I don't see what sending a context-less message would do for Twilight right now, but okay.

THOUGH IT IS FACT THAT YOU CANT THINK STRAIGHT WHEN YOURE HORNY, so still seems legit.

epic more more more that was the funniest thing i read in weeks

The Dynomite exploded.

Mission succesful. A++ ; have a cookie

Damn, I was kinda hoping that Twilight had "cheated" when she made the fleshlights and had just started thinking with Portals, if you know what I mean. Still, a delightful read.

I want t see Sunset use that Dick on Rarity!

Now you're thinkin' with portals!

Called it. And I am so very glad this went exactly where I though, and hoped, it was.

Meanwhile, in a mechanically and magically locked, soundproofed and barred bedroom of a certain lavender princess in Equestria...

"Y-You're welcome, Sunsee~t..."

And the mini portal to said lavender princess' marehood and plothole faded. :pinkiehappy:

I bet it wasnt sunset it was one of the girls who stole her stuff. Someone did that to me well... No mercy you would be dead.

6337639 6338277 Blck-Dynomite would kindly like to point you gentlemen towards the Bonus: Aftermath chapter

6333014 Blck-Dynomite thanks you :ajsmug:

6332327 This guy get's it.

6333144 6334066 You want moar? Blck-Dynomite will tell you when you can have moar! Maybe soon.

6333730 Wow, Blck-Dynomite thanks you for the comment. And maybe sequel.

6335199 The fleshlight? Yes. The other thing, that was all hers.

6334868 Like Blck-Dynomite wasn't goin' to put that in this clopshot. :ajsmug:

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Blck-Dynomite thanks ya all for commetin' and gettin' him to the feature list.

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The best thing to do with portals :pinkiehappy:

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Pretty sure we need to see her use her dick on all the girls :raritystarry:

MOAR! please and thank you!

That was an interesting use of portals. :twilightblush: :rainbowlaugh: Poor Twilight though didn't quite think it through but eh she was crushing when she was asked. :trollestia: Interesting clopshot, nicely done. :twilightblush:

6342756 AND I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

Aaaaaaaaand..... I can't give myself a blowjob.:ajsleepy:

300th like!!!
Not that it matters:twilightblush:

Am I strange to actually want a fiction where either Sunset or Twilight become futa and accidentally make either pregnant?

I expected it too go this way, not be a mold but ya know, and I'm ever so glad it did, wonderful story, more is not required but demanded :pinkiecrazy: Just kidding awesome story write whatever you want K THX BAI

I can, in fact, dig it.
Amazing.
~ TOOWC

chapter two

turns out twilight had it rigged up so that every time sunset did her whatchaflammy with the fleshlights, she felt it on her own puss back in equestria ;3

“Sorry, no rest stops on this rape train!”

:rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh::pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

Im just gonna go all out an say it...

Im a fucking perv...... your a fucking perv.......
So lets have an agreement that you keep writing chapters for this awesome story and No one gets hurt *Or raped*

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Update: Writing that currently.

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