A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I write in my spare time, as a hobby and I would appriciate some feedback on any stories I write here on fimfiction.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

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I'm a writer, always have been always will be. My intrests are for making stories mostly about Changelings, because really; they need love to. Enjoy my stories, leave a like and comments.