Are you not entertained?

The Tomorrow King.

If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Sometimes I draw things. http://theanswerisduh.deviantart.com/