If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

"Even when everything destroys you, make your last stand legendary." "If you search for the meaning of life, you're wasting your time. Just live it." Those are my lines. Take it, leave it. Be happy

I'm not Welsh.

Can I go back to sleep yet?

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

I play Fallout a little too much(20,000+ hours on FO3 is a little, right?) and l am better at editing than writing.

Writing, parkour, and music... this is Wafflegodman!

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Dude I made this account like 5 years ago and all my writing was cringy af I'm so sorry

"What could possibly go wrong?"

Wub a dub dub motherfucker. Anyways, I like skittles

I used to write. Depression killed that for years. I might get back to it someday.

umm... yay?

Nope not gonna say a thing.

"gg i deserve challenjour"

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Just a guy who likes his fanfics, especially if they are about Vinyl and Octavia.

There's nothing more powerful than the magic of friendship... Except for an Apache Helicopter. That thing has guns AND missiles.