It's been over a year now. Over a year where I abandoned this page and thankfully the admins didn'terase it. Over a year where I left everything behind to explore new horizons. I have had good experiences since then and not-so-good ones also. But that ain't mattering much, is it?

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Good morning, afternoon, evening. Today is a very, very special day for me, your humble fellow brony and writer, because there are so many changes that will make things better (aka updating existing stories or uploading new ones).

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Good morning/afternoon/evening/night, followers. Unlike other updates, this time I will personally give the news. First things first: This is not exactly a story update; I still haven't made enough progress on any story to update it online... And no, my gaming console is still broken. Piece of sh**.

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{Happy "Día de Muertos", motherfuckers! Today, we've got two badass updates}

PP: *nods head quickly*, and best of all, I'm in both of 'em! *giggles*

{You again? Damn, someone's running out o' ideas}

PP: *smirks at him*. You?

{*forces a laugh* How fucking funny. Aanyway, two stories just got updated, and one of 'em is finally finished: Holidays and...}

PP: *interrupting him*... Asylum!

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[ Good day, honorabre forrowers and readers. After a month of absence, unhonorabre writer at rast wrote something erse. But I guess I wirr ret Miss Fruttershy terr you. ]

FS: *Still looking around, confused*. Wh..Where am I? What is this place?

[ *smiles*. Carm down, Fruttershy. You are here to terr our forrowers the good news. *shows her the script* ]

FS: Uhm, followers? *blushes a little*. But I didn't know... I mean, I thought I wasn't popular...

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- *in singing tone*. We're back, bastards, we're back at last! Heh, it took us almost a month to update some more weird stuff again. -

TL: What is this place? Trixie demands an answer right now.

- Blue comrade! Good to see you again! *grins widely*

TL: *sighs*, Nikolai...

R: Before you two start arguing or drinking again, let me ask why am I suddenly in such unknown place?

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{ About time we're getting another transmission. Heh, I like when this happens. Best of all, followers, there are no idiots who could ruin thi... *looks on his right and spots Rainbow Dash, glaring at him confused*... For fuck's sake. Stop bringing those pon-bitches in here! }

RD: Who are you talking to?

{ Don't dare to talk to me, friggin' rapist. *sighs*, guess this upddate won't last for long. I really hope so }

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PP: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! Welcome to another update from Mister X's blogs!

{ Hey, I'm the one who says the first line! }

PP: *giggles* Oopsie, sorry Tankie.

{ "Tankie" sounds plain dumb. *sighs* Anyway, why the hell are you here? In fact, how the fuck did you manage to get here? }

PP: Ohhh, silly Tankie. *pats him on his head*. Didn't you hear? I can break the wall like you do!

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- Good day, afternoon or evening, followers. Today, we got some more nice ne...! *burps* Shit, not again! -

/ *giggles* You're always so much fun, Nikolai. Oh ja, I missed this place. /

- You were absent just for a couple of days, not big deal. -

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{ Hello ladies, did you all miss me? Yeah, you did. }

- Hey, Dempsey's back! I drink to that -

{ And I also brought some great news from the front. *looks around him* But first, where the hell is Tak? }

- I think he said something about being on vacation. But who cares? It's Takeo after all, no one will miss him. -

{ Ookay. Anyway, there are two great news today. }

- Oh, sexy story will finally be released? -

{ What? How did you know? }

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