Fifth Update.

Beginning transmission...

- Good day, afternoon or evening, followers. Today, we got some more nice ne...! *burps* Shit, not again! -

/ *giggles* You're always so much fun, Nikolai. Oh ja, I missed this place. /

- You were absent just for a couple of days, not big deal. -

/ At least Dempsey's not here today, wundebar! Now, to say the news. *takes a peek on the script* First off, two more stories are coming... *speaks with high pitched voice*... quicker than usual. Ohoho! That sounded wrong. /

- More story time? I drink to that. *takes a swig from his bottle*, so what stories will be this time around? -

/ That's today's funniest part, Nik, because we got... *giggles*... surprise guests! /

- Erm, what? -

/ You listened well, Russian. The upcoming stories' main characters will name them and give a little bitty review. *pulls out a remote controller and pushes a red button. Then, a couple of ponies are teleported here* /

- *says with sarcastic tone* Great, more fucking horses. -

/ *as the ponies are glaring at him with shock, he says* Nikolai, meet Twilight Sparkle and Applejack. *chuckles* Isn't this fun? /

- Where's blue comrade? -

/ Who? /

TS: *interrupting them* What, in the name of Princess Celestia, is happening!?

AJ: oh mah goodness, not these folks again.

/ Ohoho, they still remember us! *sniffs* I'm so emotional. /

TS: *recognizes Richtofen and remembers what happened during and after the party* Richtofen? *sighs* not again.

AJ: Ah don't think this will end good. *looks around, looking for Dempsey*. At least Dempsey's not here.

- Aww, I wanted blue comrade or at least comrade Derpy, not a couple of horses I don't know. -

/ Who the hell is blue comrade? *shrugs* No matter. *turns back to Twilight and says* Twilight, mein kleine smartypants pony, I need a favor. /

TS: *says with lack of confidence* A favor?

/ Ja, and I also need a favor from Applejack /

AJ: does it has somethin' t'do with yer friend Dempsey?

/ Nein. /

AJ: Then ah think ah can consider it.

TS: *raises an eyebrow* What could possibly a human, who is clearly insane and a closet case, want from us?

/ *handles her the script* Oh, almost nothing. You just have to indroduce your stories and then you can go back to your colorful world /

- A world that smells like fucking cotton candy. -

TS: All right... *takes the script with her magic*... let's see, which one again?

AJ: Ah didn't know we had stories. Ah mean, besides the one where ah get drunk and... *thinks for a moment*... well, bad things happened.

/ *grins* You introduce Letters and AJ introduces Walkers. /

- I do not like those stories much. I'm not there kicking zombies, drinking vodka, beating wife or anything funny. -

AJ: *glares at Nikolai* Ya okay, partner?

TS: He's just drunk. He's always drunk. I wonder why he isn't sick because of the alcohol yet. Anyway, *takes a peek at the script and starts to read it*: Letters is the side story from Compendium. In this story, Twilight Sparkle tells her point of view through the letters sent to Princess Celestia during the invasion,,, Wait a minute, did I just read invasion?

/ Erm... *takes script quickly*... no time to explain! *handles script to Applejack*, your turn, Applejack. /

AJ: *just glares at him* Ah can't hold it and read at the same time.

/ *sighs and gives script to Nikolai*. Nikolai, care to give her a hand? /

- Okay, but it'll cost writer an extra bottle. *puts the script in front of Applejack -

AJ: Thanks, sugarcube. Ehem, *starts to read*: Wlakers is the second side story from Compendium told by Applejack herself. She tells her fate during the undead invasion and, also, explains the behavior of the walkers... What in tarnation?

- Ohh! *grins*, I thought walkers were some kind of horsefuckers or something like that. They're just zombies after all. *laughes loudly and then drinks the rest of his bottle* -

TS: I knew you were up to nothing good, Richtofen.

/ Me? Me!? Ich didn't write that. Ich just told you to introduce your own stories. /

AJ: Ah've seen odd things, but this day is the oddest of all.

- I drink to that! -

TS: Just take us back to our worlds, shaved ape.

/ Okay, see you later! *takes his remote controller and presses another button, teleporting the ponies away*. That was fun. /

- I just realized something -

/ Oh, really? Vhat is it? /

- We take too long to just say that only two stories are coming soon. -

/ And your point is... /

- Erm... *shrugs*... I don't really give a fuck. I'd get upset, but I'm getting paid with vodka. -

/ Speaking of which. Let's go, silly Russian. *gasps* The fresh spleens are waiting for me! /

... Ending Trnsmission