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  • 532 weeks
    Rezurrection

    It's been over a year now. Over a year where I abandoned this page and thankfully the admins didn'terase it. Over a year where I left everything behind to explore new horizons. I have had good experiences since then and not-so-good ones also. But that ain't mattering much, is it?

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  • 595 weeks
    First Anniversary Update

    Beginning Transmission

    Good morning, afternoon, evening. Today is a very, very special day for me, your humble fellow brony and writer, because there are so many changes that will make things better (aka updating existing stories or uploading new ones).

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  • 599 weeks
    A very special update: Gameloft's My Little Pony Game Review.

    Beginning Transmission

    Good morning/afternoon/evening/night, followers. Unlike other updates, this time I will personally give the news. First things first: This is not exactly a story update; I still haven't made enough progress on any story to update it online... And no, my gaming console is still broken. Piece of sh**.

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  • 600 weeks
    Tenth Update

    Beginning Transmission...

    {Happy "Día de Muertos", motherfuckers! Today, we've got two badass updates}

    PP: *nods head quickly*, and best of all, I'm in both of 'em! *giggles*

    {You again? Damn, someone's running out o' ideas}

    PP: *smirks at him*. You?

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  • 602 weeks
    Ninth Update

    Beginning Transmission...

    [ Good day, honorabre forrowers and readers. After a month of absence, unhonorabre writer at rast wrote something erse. But I guess I wirr ret Miss Fruttershy terr you. ]

    FS: *Still looking around, confused*. Wh..Where am I? What is this place?

    [ *smiles*. Carm down, Fruttershy. You are here to terr our forrowers the good news. *shows her the script* ]

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Aug
9th
2012

Sixth update. · 5:33pm Aug 9th, 2012

...Beginning Transmission

PP: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie! Welcome to another update from Mister X's blogs!

{ Hey, I'm the one who says the first line! }

PP: *giggles* Oopsie, sorry Tankie.

{ "Tankie" sounds plain dumb. *sighs* Anyway, why the hell are you here? In fact, how the fuck did you manage to get here? }

PP: Ohhh, silly Tankie. *pats him on his head*. Didn't you hear? I can break the wall like you do!

{ *sarcastically* Fan-fucking-tastic. What's next: You giving the news instead of me? }

PP: *nods head and gets the script from Dempsey's pocket with her mouth and then holds it with her front hooves* Two more stories will arrive as soon as possible. They were submitted just a few moments ago.

{ Dammit, Pinkie! I made a rhetorical question. }

PP: Okey doki! *handles him the script, but she stays back just before he could grab it*. But first, I must do the same thing my friends did yesterday!

{ *facepalms* She's even more fucking insane than Richtofen. }

PP: Speaking of insanity, one of the stories is starred by me: Copendium: Pareidolia. *giggles*

{ Pareidolia? *thinks for a moment*, what kind of fucking name is that? Well, there's a song with the same name and also has something to do with zombies. But still, what kind of name is that? }

PP: You just hit the spot more than twice, my little Dempsey... *stops for a second and then laughs*... See what I did there?

{ *just glares at her*. Finish with the news already. }

PP: Yes, sir! *salutes him and then looks back at the script:Pareidolia is the third side story of Compendium, focused on Pinkie Pie. In this story, she travels to the Rock Farms to warn her family about the upcoming undead invasion on Equestria, but something else will make her change her life during the invasion... Mmph, something else?

{ Oh look, another cliffhanger to make others read it. Who writes the summaries: Treyarch? Hasbro? Fuck, this is gonna get weird. }

PP: Not to worry, Tankie. The second story is OUR story!

{ Afterdark? *shivers* Fucking story still gives me the chills. }

PP: *smiles* Not that one, silly. I mean Hangover!

{ Finally a story where I'm also involved. *grins*. It's even better than Party, I guess. Mainly because I'm not molested this time. }

PP: *coughes* Watch the spoilers. We don't wanna make 'em know what happens before it's re-released!

{ That's... that's your first coherent line. *looks at his watch* Well, it'll be nice to chat with a fellow wall-breaker, but I gotta go now. }

PP: See ya!

... Ending Transmiss...

PP: Hey, I'm still here! *looks around* Still here all alone... reminds me of the upcoming story. Erm, *looks at a poorly drawn watch*... Oh my, it's getting kinda late now! Gotta go!

... Ending Transmission.

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