I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Hello, I'm a writer, I hope to be a published author one day. My main ventures in writing so far is Daring Do and my FoE story. Enjoy! Check out other stuff at http://almanacpony.deviantart.com/

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

very good at writing very bad things

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Too much to write; too little time

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Abacadooby.