After pranking her commanding officer one too many times. Night Wing decides to get back at Echo with the one thing that will sure cause chaos: The Laser Pointer!

He's going to have so much fun with that thing.

It's gonna suck for the maid ponies that will have to clean up all that mess afterwards.

Please read below this before moving onto the story
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Edit: Sweet! This made it to the Popular Stories section (10-31-2016)

Finally! I do a story that's not human-to-pony.

1. Why am I doing this? Well, it's because I have an Echo page and very randomly throughout the last three to five months, I've been posting random pranking moments between myself (Since I run the Echo page) and Night Wing or just having fun with him which is Here , Here , Here , Here , Here , And Here

But, it was this post that gave me the idea of trying my luck at doing this laser pointer story with Night Wing getting back at Echo with said item with the post being this one.

Also, Night Wing is a commanding officer bat guard that I briefly mentioned in First Night on the Job

I also know there are other laser pointer stories which I've read and loved which are these The Laser Pointer and Princess Celestia and the Laser Pointer

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2. I'm super happy that I was able to get a fan that likes my Echo page to help edit the story for me because he added stuff that I never thought I would have added.

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3. What's my expectations? For a story that's not human-to-pony. I just hope that people can just love this silly/random story. If this somehow got 50 likes then I would call that an accomplishment since I'm not asking for much.

I'm just curious if anypony that normally be on the bat pony thread, Echo fans or maybe Zee66 read this, would they like it? Only time will tell... I'm pretty sure I got Echo's character down well enough I think.

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4. I guess to end this. If you happened to see any errors that my editor missed then just let me know and I'll go to fix it.

Hopefully you'll enjoy this.

Warning: Due to my "funny" sense of humor, this story will contain what will most likely be a lot of cringe moments. If that's not your thing then I just saved you from having to read this. Also, this story is pretty obviously a "Wish fulfillment" type of story too so just pass this story if that's not your thing either.

You've been warned. Do not continue with this story unless what I said above doesn't bother you.

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It's usually every bronies dream to want to be a pony. 'Usually' anyway because most would probably decline.

In a world where Equestria and Earth made contact. What if out of nowhere the princesses showed up asking you if you wanted to become a pony with all the benefits of knowing how to do everything? Sounds too good to be true? Well it's all legit and for one brony, he'll have the best time of this life! And that's just on the first day! This is a story of a series of events that takes place on Day One.

Some things to note about this story (Please read these before reading either version)
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Edit - I decided to unpublish the Trouble Shoes version of this story because... it's pretty bad.

Edit No.2 - Even though I said that I wasn't going to mention how Earth and Equestria made contact, or for how long and how they would know things. I might just go ahead and do that regardless at some point so readers can have an idea instead of being clueless.

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-The main one is going to be Double Diamond while the Trouble Shoes version will be optional because both stories will have differences even if both are pretty much the same in a way concept wise. So you could pick which one you want to read or just read both for the differences.

-Straight to the point: This is a self-insert that includes scenarios of what I would do as Double Diamond and or Trouble Shoes.

-I'm intentionally making this story easy in a way XD The "benefits of knowing how to do everything?" makes it very obvious.

-Since this story is straight to the point. The plot is small in this one meaning that I won't get into how Equestria and the Earth made contact. (I'm making these two version more silly compared to serious after all)

-Since I see this story as one where Equestria and Earth had made contact already, I'm not sure if I should add the AU tag. If a bunch of people reads this story and tells me that I should then I'll go ahead. (This story takes place on March 7,2016) ... actually having the AU tag is perfect.

-This is in no way related at all to Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping , A Day in the Life of Lunar Night or any of the related sequels. This story is completely new.

-This story will take place in real time meaning on the day I start this story, will be the day everything in the story takes place.

-This story will be written in a different style compared to the other ones.

-This story will have it's gay moments for both versions. Maybe a lot. Yes, gay. In the end it might be too much for some. So if you don't like gay then you can easily skip these.

-Due to my crazy sense of humor, this story will have it's Wat , Random, and Suggestive moments. A LOT! of suggestive humor in both versions. More so in the Trouble Shoes version. So if that's not the type of stuff you want to be reading in stories then you can skip these.

-Since I have such a crazy/suggestive sense of humor. If any of you read the craziness in the story and didn't approve of it, just remember: It's for the most part what I would do as a pony.

-I truly hope I can keep this entire story as Teen/Sex ... but, with what I have planned it'll be very borderline.

This story is a sequel to A Day in the Life of Lunar Night

Story is kinda.. "eh" so do keep that in mind if you want to read this sequel. I did a better job on the main story anyway.

Mission Objective: Do our Job and find Prince Blueblood to find out why he has been avoiding bat ponies and us more in general.

Come to find that the reason for him avoiding us is very unexpected and so interesting that we'll be surprised. We love our job so much if it means that we can be his personal guards in the end.

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Romance tag is there for a reason

This story takes place about three weeks after A Day in the Life of Lunar Night and about a week after Lunar and Night meet the Mane Six

This is the last story in the Lunar Night series... I guess I can call it that and last overall which I will explain in the authors notes. Of course since this story is unedited I really hope it's not too distracting for any readers.

The idea for why Blueblood was afraid of bat ponies was a random one and worked at the same time so I just went along with it since it made sense.

This story is rated Teen for sexual moments, but nothing explicit.

This story is a sequel to A Day in the Life of Lunar Night

Story is kinda.. "eh" so do keep that in mind if you want to read this sequel. I did a better job on the main story anyway.

The task was simple: Go and meet the Mane 6 in Ponyville to give them gifts from earth. We just weren't thinking that a crazed princess and that human loving unicorn would give us so much problems!

Just be easy on us Twilight and Lyra. We wont miss our chance to be with that stallion we met on the train because of some stupid tests!

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Just a few things to know

I know the whole 'Lyra/human/hand' thing is so over done... but I couldn't help but add it in this story!

Also, I couldn't get this story edited so I had to try my best and fix as many mistakes as I could. So if any of you decided to give it a dislike for just that reason then just remember this.

Plus, this story has a small plot to it... just simply meeting them and giving them stuff while other crazy things happen ... is not that big of a story plot

But for the people who decide to read this I really hope you find my 'extremely random and hopefully comedic enough for a laugh' story to be worth it.

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I was going to add the Big Mac tag ... but the max is 5 so that sucks.

Made the Popular Stories section: 10-7-2015

It was all just a simple joke really: You star gaze and if you happen to see a shooting star then you make a wish no matter how crazy it is. I did just that by wishing to be a pony for a laugh knowing it wasn't going to come true and come to find out I woke up as a pony ... a Bat Pony Guard thanks to Luna.

Am I happy? Of course because it's mostly every bronies dream to be a pony so I'm not overly shocked even if I'm sorta surprised that it even happened in the first place.

Now I have to deal with family and the outside world since I was planning on doing pony shopping! ... Yeah, this will be a very interesting day for sure to see the types of reactions I will get... at least my coltfriend doesn't mind having his lover as a pony for the time being.

Luna!! You clever clever pony!

Cover photo cropped from this - https://derpibooru.org/2103554

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Warning: This story has moments between Male/Male and Stallion/Male ... nothing to the extreme, but if M/M is not your thing at all then it's best that you don't read this story.

Okay, so this is a different and hopefully better version of my first story - Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping

Now if any of you actually read that half disaster of a story then you might be wondering: "Why is he even trying to redo it?"

The answer is simple: I know that story is bad. Hell, I'd probably cringe trying to read it... at least the sequel to it was much better in my view.

Also, I'm trying to see if I can do a much better job with this story compared to the first one since I'm changing so much stuff and not making it easy on myself.

So if you decide to read this anyway then I hope you can actually enjoy it.

One last thing: By doing this story, I actually have ideas for two sequels!

And one more last thing! This story is unedited, but I tried to fix what I can!

This story is a sequel to Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping

Made the popular stories list on 5-11-2015
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In this funny/crazy one-shot sequel

It has been months since that night where me and a few others made wishes to become ponies and now that me, Thunderlane and Rumble are living in Cloudsdale you might ask, what's next?

Why, go pay Daring Do a visit of course! And introduce myself in the most annoying way possible, while also helping her out. This will be a fun week for me and her. Let the shenanigans commence!
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Story takes place a few months after the main story and during Season 5
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Big thanks to Thunderblast for editing this for me. Commas and periods are evil I tell ya! plus, he came up with the title.

Rated Teen/Sex for sexual related things ... but! There is no sex in this story.

3 Things to remember about this story
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1.This story might seem kinda rushed. Mainly because I imagined this story as where I as Thunderclap go and meet Daring Do and various different things happen which explains the line breaks.

2.Daring might seem OOC. I'm just saying that ahead of time just in case whichever of you do read it and think that will hopefully read this to know that I said it.

3.I made Ahuizotl look like an idiot ... XD it's for comedic purposes I swear!

If you keep these three things in mind then great! Aside from that, I hope you enjoy this crazy story I came up with. If you didn't like it then just let me know why. I can handle whatever reason you might have.

A Day in the Life of Lunar Night Is a similar story and a better one in my view that I ended up writing. Please read that one.

I'd advise to not read this story. Other than the cringe, I wouldn't really recommend this story to anyone lmao. For my first story, I'm not really that proud of this one. Also, that's why above this, I mention the Lunar Night story because it's a much better version.

If you still decide to read this crap of a story then just keep reading the story description before going onto the story itself.

Heads up No.1: This story isn't perfect I know. This was just a really silly random idea I decided to come up with so just keep this in mind if you decide to read this anyway.

At best this story is like a 5/10. I just wouldn't want somepony wasting their time expecting to read something good when it's not.
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Heads up No.2: If the idea of humans turning into ponies isn't your thing then you can continue on looking elsewhere for something different.
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This story makes use of the Random tag a lot
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This isn't your usual or normal Human-to-Pony story, this is a really random Human-to-Pony story with a twist.

What happens when you see a shooting star? You make a wish! Even if doesn't come true anyway.

But, in this story, it does. See, my friend and I decided to do just that while Star Gazing and wish to be ponies as a joke. Then when morning came, we wake up to realize that it came true and now we're the ponies that we wished for.

Oh, and we had a shopping trip to get pony merchandise planned that same morning.

So, now aside from that, we have to get used to our new bodies while being extremely happy that we are ponies, have fun annoying my mother, deal with the haters, the fans, and just what is the deal with that crazy pet pony lady that keeps stalking us wanting to be her pet ponies?

Oh! And you can't forget little girls because they just love ponies. But, we will get this shopping done no matter what.

Then at the end of our shopping trip, we both find out why the wish came true in the first place.
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'Other Tag' is for Thunderclap and humans.