Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Just a kid with a selfish dream, waiting on people to be what they seem.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

I miss the days--to all my fans and supporters, you were great. I leave a ghost, honest but neglected promises, and just the tip of the worlds I wished to share...

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

I like ponies.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.