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Trixie was frustrated. Trixie had been humiliated by that smug Twilight Sparkle, and now to top it off she couldn't even eat peanut butter crackers thanks to a condition preventing her from having sugar.

Absurd.

So Trixie goes to an Iron Will seminar. On water. With sharks.


Pic credit goes to Raikou.

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Happy Shark Week, everypony!

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Maud Pie's tried to balance her family, friends and bearing the Element of Laughter for so long. But now, in Las Pegasus's biggest casino, her house of cards starts tumbling down.


This entry is for both NitroIndigo's Secrets: A Swapped Roles Contest and the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Group's 'Hot off the Press II' speedwrite.

Pic credit goes to bakki.

Thanks to TheHatMan, PearlescentTT, Snow Quill, and Speccer for proofreading/editing.

WARNING: Maud's good at craps, but crappy at being good.

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Even after the Battle of the Bands, Sunset Shimmer's a lost soul looking for a lost piece of history. Good thing she's got five friends and a princess to help her find daybreak.


Pic credit goes to Drizzledoodles.

Thanks to the Quills & Sofas Speedwriting club for both providing the P.J. Contest and the pre-reads/edits for this fic.

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WARNING: Book. Boooooook.

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What does one get for the pony who's lost everything?

For Glimmer, it's the chance to revisit her ruination on the six that smashed her sanctum.


Pic credit goes to Artificialstupidity3.

Thanks to Flashgen and The Red Parade for reading/reviewing.

UPDATE, 7/1/2020-7/2/2020: Second of my fics in the feature box in one week? I can't thank you all enough.

WARNING: Glim-Glam's got a gun gripe

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Young Trixie wants to find her way in Canterlot's highest school. Her father wants their next show to go off with a bang. Both get their wish.


This won third in the Quills and Sofa Speedwriting Group, Father's Day contest.

Credit goes to Koren (the organizer of that contest), libertydude (the winner of it!), TMI, Red Parade, and Snow Quill for their work in making this story all it can be.

Pic credit goes to 3lorenzo3 on Derpibooru.

WARNING: Jack Pot? Well, you've got the number of vowels in your last name right, my friend.

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In retrospect, maybe Celestia and Luna should have hired a plumber in the first place. It wasn't like threats bubbling under their seats of power was something new.


Pic credit goes to 30clock on DeviantArt. Give her drawings some love, won't ya?

UPDATE: Eked out a featured. Thank you all for this.

WARNING: F.Y.I. (for your information), it's a V.F.D. (very fine day) for a D.I.Y. (do-it-yourself) project with C.a.L. (Celestia and Luna)

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Twilight wants to fix Tempest's horn. Starswirl doesn't. Technically speaking, they don't argue about it.


Praise be Thanks to The Legendary Bill Cipher and Last Satisfaction for prereading/editing.

UPDATE, 6/17/2020: Featured. Within. One. Hour. Thank you all.

WARNING: Imminent Discord Pwning of Princesses Ahead.

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Bon-Bon's big day is here. And if she doesn't keep something precious safe, it might be a bad one.


Made this one to see just how many words it takes to get to the center of a Sweetie Drops. The world will never know.

Also, as my second entry into the Back At it Again 2020 contest. To show that sometimes, the last part of a story can make you re-relish the rest of it. Also that first dates whip.

Thanks to Velvet Fresh for his valuable counsel on the story.

Pic credit goes to William Shakespone on derpibooru.

WARNING: ♫ It's a love robbery ♫ ♫ It's a love robbery ♫ ♫ It's a love robberrrrrry ♫♫ Yeaaaah ♫

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Gympis. Drone. Destabilizer. Desired by a DJ?

On her first mission to take down the ever-suspicious Spearhead for her Queen, the drone Gympis gonna have to hold court with the Wicked Witch of the Wubs.

But Chrysalis may have some competition for who's holding center stage in this changeling's mind, by day's end.


TaVinyl with a twist this time. Takes place pre-Canterlot Wedding. Let's see how well I can make this shapeshifting O.C. of mine handle chauffering an audition with this performer of perdition in this one-shot.

Also, consider this the first of my Back At it Again 2020 contest entries. Apparently it counts. Join the party, it goes all the way to 11.

WARNING: Scratch's gonna do just that to an itch Gympis didn't know she had. Within T-rated parameters.

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To err is equine.

To forgive is divine.


Rappid Fires one-shot today, folks. Wanted to go for something more cerebral in her case, as her personality is best portrayed against contrasting, controversial ponies. So there's the slow build-up of backstory, the implementation of her personality in a quiet visit and dare in Ponyville, and well... how it makes her change in the end.

Again, out-of-Carnation-canon for this. Want to show just how the enigma of Rappid Fires works.

UPDATE, 6/15/2020: Revised as per Light Heart101's cutting review. Here's to a better story.

WARNING: Crusaders of the Lost Mark may now count as a relapse for ol' Spoiled.

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