Cocky want boing boing!

I enjoy writing an array of topics such as horror and more. Enjoy your stay for whatever the reason!

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

time is a crime

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...