Hug your nearest alicorn.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Just an artistic dude whose muse screams in his ear at times. Usually draws, but took up writing after a story burned a hole in his head!

Done.

I'm a dirty bitch.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

My horse is smarter than your honor student.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.