Trixie Lulamoon was many things. Great and powerful? Yep. Honest and caring? You know it. Braggart? Of course.

And... dead? Well, she is now.

Nothing short of a heart attack could kill Trixie. Granted, that's exactly what does her in. After seeing an Ursa Minor for the first time—up close and personal—and assuming it's a Major variant, she just abruptly dies. This wasn't how she was supposed to go; a finale spectacular was to be her destined end.

However, not anymore.

Thankfully, the Daedric Gods, a few steps above the Princesses of the realm, deem her worthy of a complete restart—while accidentally adding a bit of self-awareness in this new life of hers. It invokes a new sense. Something very few have heard of.

The Gamer.

Blame Sheogorath, he's the one always putting that particular seasoning right next to the salt.

In which bowling prodigy, Allie Way, loses her horn in a not-bowling-related accident. In a time of drunk angst, she discovers an almost natural bowler, like herself, a colt named Button Mash. Soon practically foalnapping him taking him under her wing, Allie brings him to bowling tourneys all across the country of Equestria!

A mother/son duo the world has never seen! Literally! As he's, you know, not really her son... eh, they'll figure out the legality of it all later down the road.

It's time to strike fast and make it big!

You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. Despite you living here for quite a while, you still discover new things daily. And since a minute here is pretty much ten minutes on Earth, you can discover quite a lot in a single day.

One of those things is that Fluttershy is a stoner.

Who knew?

Chapter Exclusive tags:
Puns - Chapter 1
Dialogue - Chapter 2
Regret - Chapter 3
Poon - Chapter 4
Missing Something - Chapter 5
A Bad Joke - Chapter 6

Hana Song (other aliases include: D.Va, HanaHanaHana and TheLegend27) promptly loses her pink beastly M.E.K.A. mech by some ungodly reason.

But this story isn't exactly focused on her getting it back, so...

The mech somehow finds its way into Equestria via a rip in space time, by pure chance. Of course, this would be of cause for concern and questioning among those who lost it, but for where it lands, it actually causes a global wide panic attack.

Nope, just a bunny gone mad with mechanized power.

Only the Elements can save the day!

Er... Probably.

This story is a sequel to The Road Lesser Traveled

It's been a while since she's encountered Pinkie Pie; the last time the two having spoke was in private before the BotB. During the time they've spent away from each other, she's reflected on Pinkie's offer of getting together. Little did she know the chaos that this would entail when she'd accepted. Who knew the pink girl liked to drive stick... and get lost in the country side.

The end result; a long road trip to nowhere, a vehicle stuck on 'E' and one of two of their phones are dead. Though the worst of it all? They might have to call a friend to get them out of this situation.

The Dazzlings lost, of course, to the friendship enhanced Rainbooms. But why did they lose? They were more than well prepared obviously, what with their own magic. They not only had the talent to back up their voices, but they held the strength, the want to win, to feed, yet be adored amidst the chaos; it was their motive, their goal. So why is it they lost? Well, who's to say that all of The Dazzlings were putting their back into it?

Just before Canterlot High's Battle of the Bands even starts the preliminaries, Pinkamena notices a distraught and lone Sonata Dusk. The two talk and share a moment that went unsaid to both party's bands.

Just a typical day for you, the three familiar knocks at your door proves it.

Fluttershy's back for today's unique fetish guess, and that by itself is a problem. Honestly, you just want a normal day by yourself; no pony to bother you, too bad life really hates your existence for some reason.

Somehow a Tuxedo Cat by the name of Mittens finds himself outside of his own world, into another one inhabited by ponies. Of course, since he is a cat, he doesn't care. Instead of opting to try and return to his own world, he takes matters into his own paws to personally make the lives of these ponies a living hell. For no reason other than he is a cat.

He, following the examples of many before him, starts with the purple one. I meant Spike, friggin Twilight Plebs...

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After The Dazzlings had ran off the stage during the events of Canterlot High's Battle of the Bands, they went into hiding. Now, they find themselves living the apartment life; with each other. Typically, one would think three best friends, three amigos who were banished from one dimension into the next, would get along, correct?

Well, normally yes, just... not in the mornings.

Does contain a lot of swearing, use of the Lord's name in vain (my own personal apologies as I know this is truly offensive to some), all around stupidity and immensely OOC characters. Take this as seriously as you would The Sims.

She'd witnessed the Rainboom happen, but never felt the inclination to go home. Instead, Applejack had opted to stay in Manehatten with her Aunt and Uncle. As the years passed, she's eventually encouraged to go home for merely a visit.

However, that simple visit is turned into a more... permanent situation after unforeseen events. How will she ever get along with these Ponyville slobs? During the Summer Sun Celebration no less! And what's this? It's the Apple Family reunion as well... what more could go wrong?