"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

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Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Not the milk.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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Tired always.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska