Just a guy with a story to tell.

It's alive. It's alive! He's ali- Aw, now it's dead. No, it's alive again! Whew, that was close.

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

"Camaraderie! Adventure! And steel on steel! The stuff of legends, right Boo?" Minsc, Ranger, 1368 DR.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

I make stories about humans and ponies. Messages about comments are the highlight of my day. I consider myself to be strange, therefore, interesting since I'm not very common.

I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.

My stories are like a trainwreck. But instead of sending help, they send more trains. Maybe that's why people enjoy them.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

Spice is nice, but sugar is better.

Expat American brony living in Germany. Occasionally, I write smut or read something that isn't smut.

I don't like mlp, but I love mlp fanfics. Does that make me weird.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

I have a story in my heart and a party in my pants.

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton

Just someone who likes to read.

Hey its still me connorcooper! but my sister account! Besides that FEET FIRST INTO HELL TROOPERS!

If ya wanna chat with me and have me reply asap then pm me for my discord and we'll chat there

Bad decisions make for some pretty good stories.

I see you've read what I've made... now, let's see how long you can go without an update!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

I just got back from my yearly medical checkup. Turns out I don't have any internal organs... just some nasty, gunky shit.

A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

Verbatim et Literatim.

Blatantly an alt | My theme song | Go follow someone better | commissions closed for now

I write mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.