Forget not that I am a derp.

I'm not a grammar Nazi. I'm a spelling Roman. (Maybe I'll update this with an actual bio someday.)

Not much to say, 29 year old Brony... who loves to travel a lot

Avid devourer of horse-words

Mistakes were made.

I have loved learning about My Little Pony since the begining when it was first called My Pretty Pony in 1981. And then watching it. I have not written any fan stories but I enjoy reading very much.

Just a fan of stories. Mostly just being me or at least trying to be.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

They say I am crazy. They are right.

Dreams are what you make of them. Either terrible or fantastic.

Nice to meet you, everybody! I'm a guy who aims to be writer, so he figured he would get his start here.

When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."

A very small moose

Just a guy who likes reading fan fiction. Lots of great stuff on this site.

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

My life is consumed by poor choices and an unreasonably long list of fucked up things

E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social

A sentient tribble floating through the seas of time.

Fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble, GI Joe is there! GI Joooo.... okay, where did the tie-dyed horses come from?!

completely average

Just a sciencey pony reading fanponies. 8D

I used to be relevant!

Just a would-be geologist who loves reading the stuff posted here. Will I write something here? Dunno, maybe.

I AM SEÑOR BISH-BISH!!

Being your own man/woman/cephalopod is a pain. If you have the body and determination to be a trophy, shine on and enjoy the pamper.