I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

I'm a guy who likes penguins and ponies. I sometimes draw stuff and now I write, apparently.

Are you a Rebel?

Something-something horse narrations.

God, I'm so sorry.

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Does this look infected to you?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?