Yes.

This story is AMAZING! 10/10

Sir, have my children.

Epicness ensued.

Potatoes have JUICE?! I want some potato juice!

I find myself oddly aroused.

2019464 Fuck you, Goofy.

2019485 O

Fak u, gooby

What

The first moment I saw it, I thought it would be another Portal fic.

What.
I just...
What.

Glad I could please/scar you all.

2019424
Teehee.

2019441
Well, if you shred a potato and drain it you can get maybe 1/4 cup of starchy water out of it.
But I think I decided Potato Stu would be a little more, ah, succulent?...than your average potato.

2019868 Succulent potatoes...

2019875
Potatoes! So sweet and juicy!
Potatoes! Don't be too choosey!
Potatoes! Potatoes, potatoes, POTATOES!

2019929 That makes me aroused and hungry at the same time.

This better make it to the fimfic thread simulator 0.02

Well....
son of a bitch of Regidar
and you my friend
ps
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That still my new fetish

2019875
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You hurt my brain, Regidar.

Is Lyra Irish or summink? :P
Diddily dee potatoes.

Cool story Bro!!!
.......
Hey
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Well if someone horrible is being consumed, i'll read it as long as it isn't cannibalism.

I won't read it. But the very fact it exists give me hope that I may not be the worst socio-psycho-whatever-path in the world...
...
...Which is very bad news for the world.

2024203
Pssh, if I were a <whatever>path, would I be able to capture such depth of feeling in StevePotato Stu and Lyra?

I PUT ALL OF MY FEELS INTO THIS. FOR YOUUUUU!

2025304 Hey, whatever-paths have plenty of emotions. We have super emotions. And that super-hurt my feelings!

2025315
Er, no, the definition of psychopathy is basically any emotions felt are very shallow and noncommittal, though many of them are able to learn to simulate deeper ones in order to get along in society. So those are either crocodile tears you're crying, or you're a...a fakeopath!

2025340 I'm a socio-psycho-whatever-path. I don't have any puny emotion (that's the psycho part). I have SUPER-EMOTIONS (that's the whatever part).
I also kill people. Slowly.

2025405
Pssh. You just need some wuv.

2025438 ...Maybe. But people run when I try to hug them.
I mean, why? Getting some blood on your clothes never killed anyone. And my knife is blunt from overuse, anyway.

2025448
Blood...on...clothes?! Nuuuuuuuuuuuu...

This fic gave me herpes. Of the funny kind, and for that, I don't know if I should thank, or chase you down with a pitchfork and torch. So I'll leave a like and go to sleep while weeping. Have a good day sir

2029237
Um...you're...welcome? And/or sorry about that?

What....the......fuck did I just read? I feel aroused and giggly at the same time. Food.......WANT FOOD!

That was.... wow, just wow. But for successfully growing a potato out of a Steve, it is my pleasure to present to you the prestigious Green Thumb Award! Oh, and a Photo Finish because she never seems to get any love in the comments section.

2030940
Mashed potatoes? Roasted? French fries? Stu surprise?

2035591
Thanks. It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it. ...because Steve was a bad, bad man...

(...and apparently because Regidar has a voodoo doll of me, and can make me write for his weirdawesome fetishes. )

Not sure if that makes Lyra a meat eater or that guy really did turn into a tater that could've been boiled, mashed, put in a stew.

Cast in the name of Random, ye not guilty!
I swear that I will hear my fries scream in agony, forever more.

Is it a bad thing if this story made me laugh? Because it did and it was funny enough for me to sort with other stories that made me laugh. Maybe I am just weird about that part, but I thought it was great story.

2241206
Laughing is an acceptable response. The other two would be to become horny or hungry.

Or some combination of the three.

2248707 Overall, it was a weird funny to me.

This was a really, really weird story It made me laugh, but it also confused me.... should I yell at you for wasting my time at 4 in the morning or congratulate you sir for coming up with the most surreal story I have ever read. I don't know what this story is, can you tell me please

3596051
This story is a parable about the dangers of...
No, wait, that's not it at all.
This story is a heartwarming tale of love and...
Nahhh, that's not it either.
It's an adventurous romp through a magical world of...
Hmm.

...

...

...I dunno.

Reminds me of my Peach story, except I made the joke go on 6 times longer than it should have.