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Undead_Non-Brony


You can't kill whats already dead, that isn't practical! - Ignant

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I change my mind, this story, whilst slightly(incredibly) immature, is amazing and you should read it. Might get a chuckle.

WARNING! THIS STORY SUCKS! I cannot fathom how this got as many likes as it has.

My name is Michael. A couple of my friends took me hunting for my 23rd birthday, which was the worst idea ever. You see, they're dead, some eight armed pasty faced nutsack is chasing me, and all I have left is my dog, Colmillo, a shotty and shells, and a bow with a few arrows(which I don't even like). I think he is close, because I can hear him coming. I only hope Colmillo makes it out okay. I love that dog. And if he takes me, I'll at least go down like a man.

You know what? I don't even like hunting.

Chapters (15)
Comments ( 208 )

hello there! this is my first story!:yay: just thought id say that if you see any errors please point them out. and no, the dogs name isnt based off of one of old lady gibsons dogs from fallout new vegas. i have a dog just like the one in the story. since 2009. they stole from me!:flutterrage:

Damn! 10 likes already?! sweet baby jesus! dont worry, im all ready working on the second chapter. might be... friday fore i get it out though.

Hey, I'll track this if you keep updating at a steady place! Already liked too. :ajsmug:

EDIT: PACE, not place, haha.

1654163 Challenge accepted. id put a pic here but im lazy.:trollestia:

Nice good story! :twilightsmile:
I like what you did at the end with Big mac :rainbowlaugh:
I shall like and follow this.:pinkiehappy:
DO NOT MESS THIS ONE UP!!! :flutterrage:

author! I like dis story! peace........ .....

1657860 if you like what i did with Mac youll like what happens next.:pinkiecrazy:
1658208 thank you.

Ozone, You were saying? HA:rainbowlaugh:
I would have had this out sooner but i ran out of monster.:fluttercry:
Thanks to all of you who liked and favorited my first story.:pinkiehappy:

awesome chapter can't wait tell the others :pinkiehappy:

1660378 im working on the third dont worry. i have a life but right now its a bit slow. im not a lonley loser.:twilightblush:

1660144 Consistent! Keep at it man. If there is one thing I hate in an incomplete story, it's when the writer chooses to wait several weeks, then give us 1 chapter that is only 1k words long.

BUT, I'm glad to see you won't be doing that anytime soon...

...right? :fluttercry:

1661327 well... it probably wont be weeks, maybe a few days. i have to go back to school monday, and then i have all this extra credit to do to bring my grades in math, english and facts up:twilightblush:. I do not like school.:fluttercry:

1661398 Ahh... I know that feel. I have to make up a crap ton of work for one of my classes before the term ends in a week... Not fun, especially being a senior in high school. :ajsleepy:

1661489 freshman my self. it sucks getting used to high school:fluttershyouch:

1661552 Yeah I know what you mean. Freshman year for me was THE WORST. Between never getting respect from teachers and getting talked down to by Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors, It was pretty much hell for me. But things should pick up once you become a sophomore. :moustache:

1661601 Neato! Ill get respect after christmas cuz ill be just about the only freshman driving:pinkiehappy:

1661789 Heheh that's awesome! I've never seen a freshman who could drive before... Huh...

1661818 I started school a year late. Plus my dad know a guy who runs a driving shool thing so im set.

First but that was a great chapter

There has been one thing bothering me about this story. In the Slender games, you are able to escape Slenderman after collecting all of the notes/objects by running to the start point, and be done with it. You've escaped. Woohoo. In this, no such luxury. Wtf does slenderman have against this dude? He lets others escape but this guy and his dog escaping? Naa, that's just going too far. Lol.

1664333 well slender is evil. and other slender stories say that he never loses his prey. plus everyone who says they have seen slender say that he stalks them for years and gets them. he never loses his prey:pinkiecrazy:

1664344 What? If they got stalked for years and finally got caught, how did they tell people about it?

they told people during that time.1664369

HURRY NEED MOAR HAHAHA

If the song link doesnt work, just go to youtube and type up 100 Ways to hate remix by demonangel108. sry:twilightblush:

hurry with the next chapter...

1679380I'd appreciate it if you would stop telling me what to do thank you very much.:ajbemused:

1679431 oh shit! i forgot to add a please! sorry about that.:ajsleepy:

please may we have some more soon? this is a fantastic story. i should have added a please before.:twilightblush:

aweSOME!!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

it seems a little rushed to me, but it's pretty good so far.

a cliffhanger :trixieshiftleft:
A CLIFFHANGER :trixieshiftright:
A F****** CLIFFHANGER!!! :twilightangry2:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :flutterrage:

I can hardly wait for the pwning badassery on the changelings that is about to commence. Thank Chuck Norris for op characters. They make life interesting.:yay::yay::moustache::moustache::moustache:

sorry for the shortness but... yeah. tests, detentions, and being lazy didnt help at all.

Hate to tell you this but a diamond edged/tipped katana would but less then useless because their would not be any flexability and thus would lack any cutting/stabbing power because the sword needs to bend a little

M-M-M-M-M-MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1747821 Hate to tell you, but it isn't a diamond tipped katana. If you read, it says that that it can cut diamond edged steel dipped in titanium:rainbowlaugh:

HAHAHHA! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

so funny!

You should use the 'ENTER' key more and space up your paragraphs. You are halfway on your way towards using ''WALL OF TEXT''.
Using it each time a new character speaks, makes it easier for the reader to distinguish them apart.

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"Oh, the Grand Galloping Gala. It is one of canterlots biggest festivities, and Twilight and her friends are going to be there along with myself and Luna. And I would like to know," she put her head down a little and rubbed the back of her neck "would you go with me as my guest?"

I shot her a questioning look. "S'cool with me. Long as I can get some new clothes, 'cuz I ain't going wearing this." I stood up and gestured to my make-shift toga. At that moment, a royal guard stuck his head in the room.

"Your Majesty, I..." He stopped when he saw me standing there. I grinned mischievously at Celestia then turned to the guard with a serious look.

In a deep voice I said "Bring me your virgins, for I... Am... GOD!!!!!!!!" And I laughed Manically. The guard ran out of the room screaming. My side rocked with laughter, and Celestia feebly attempted stifling a giggle. After a minute of goofy laughter, we settled down, and Celestia started talking.

"Well, Rarity can make you some clothing, and I can offer you a room at the castle. If thats all right with you of course."

Instead of.....

"Oh, the Grand Galloping Gala. It is one of canterlots biggest festivities, and Twilight and her friends are going to be there along with myself and Luna. And I would like to know," she put her head down a little and rubbed the back of her neck "would you go with me as my guest?" I shot her a questioning look. "S'cool with me. Long as I can get some new clothes, 'cuz I ain't going wearing this." I stood up and gestured to my make-shift toga. At that moment, a royal guard stuck his head in the room. "Your Majesty, I..." He stopped when he saw me standing there. I grinned mischievously at Celestia then turned to the guard with a serious look. In a deep voice I said "Bring me your virgins, for I... Am... GOD!!!!!!!!" And I laughed Manically. The guard ran out of the room screaming. My side rocked with laughter, and Celestia feebly attempted stifling a giggle. After a minute of goofy laughter, we settled down, and Celestia started talking. "Well, Rarity can make you some clothing, and I can offer you a room at the castle. If thats all right with you of course."
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PS: awesome nightmare!

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