//------------------------------// // The 'Ch-ake' // Story: Running from Slender // by Undead_Non-Brony //------------------------------// Slender Man was shocked into fear and fury. If it had only taken a few weaks for the human to reach that strength, In another week, how powerful could he be then? Two weeks? To many questions, not enough answers. The best thing would be to get him sooner rather than later. Perhaps the large party at the abode of the gods? Yes, he would get the humans dog, and force the human to choose between the lives of all the innocents, or an animal. Genius! Oh look, It's raining. ______________________________________-_-_-_____________________________________ I stumbled through the forest, in a blurry stupor. That fight had taken alot out of me, and I was starting to feel the effects. My arms felt like lead, My head was pounding, I felt like I was going to be sick, and I just felt like over all shit. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, It fuckin' did. It started to rain. You know, if I hadn't felt so bad, I would have started singing. But I did, so I didn't. I kept walking in the direction I thought Ponyville was in, and hoped I was right. I felt close to passing out from exertion, and this forest probably wasn't the best place to do so. I walked on, right into a goddamned tree. I fell back straight on my ass in the mud. I gave the tree the evil eye and stood up. "Fuck you, Mr. Tree!" and I whipped it out and pissed on the tree. Some may find my actions a bit... Peculiar, but in all honesty, no one asked their opinion, so they can shut their whore mouths! Moving on... After relieving myself on the tree, I got up and walked towards what sounded like a hiss. It sounded like it was emanating from a bush, and of course, like the giant tard I am, I walked towards it. Out popped a chicken snake! Now, because of my fight with the 'Slender Militia' as I had dubbed it, I was drained of energy. That had left me quite hungry, and I had always heard that rattlesnake tasted good so... Yeah. I walked up to the 'ch-ake' and reached for it when its eyes started glowing red. Of course, shit has to happen to me. The thing screeched and knocked me to the ground. Then it got up in my face and gave me the death stare. I felt my arms- or rather, didn't feel my arms, and my feet. I looked down and they started to look like they were grey. Great a chicken snake that turns people to stone. I tried lifting my arms to throw it off, but it must do something to your nuerons, because my arms were going nowhere fast. The stone was spreading and I honestly thought this was the end. Taken out by a chicken with a snake tail. Oh, they'll sing tales of my heroism. Fortunately, it wasn't my end, thanks to a certain pegasus. "HIYA!!!" The snake chicken was thrown off of me by a blue blur. Yeah, thats right, BLUE. You thought I was talking about Fluttershy, didn't you? Hahaha, well FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG!!!! Rainbow Dash tackled it off and then bucked it into the depths of the forest. She nodded in satisfaction and then turned and trotted back to me. "Hey, you OK? You're lookin' kinda' beat up there." "No shit, Dick Tracy." "Who?" "Nevermind." My limbs started feeling limber and I was able to move them again. I pushed myself up and looked at her. "Hey, you think you're strong enough to drag me to the nearest bed?" "Why?" "Because of this." I fell backward and passed out. The last thing I heard was "Oh, horseapples!" You know, these ponies need some better swears and curses. I think I could really help them with that. *** I woke up to the sound of cheerful humming, and to be honest, I absolutely hated it. Anything that sounds happy and peppy in a musical manner just pisses me right off. I sat up from the bed I was in and looked for the source of the humming. I seemed to be in small cottage and *BAM*!!! I was pushed back down on to the bed by a small high speed projectile. I looked at it and and glared at the small rabbit. It was white, crossing its arms, and glaring at me. It's eyes were a little unnerving, but I have faced way worse. I grabbed the little basard of of my chest and set him on the floor. I got back up and, Lo and behold, I got pushed back down again. I grabbed him and slid him across the floor. This time, I was able to get up. Yet, the rabbit tried again to knock me down. But this time, I caught him with a tendril, and brought him up to my face. "Listen you little prick, Knock. Your. Shit. Off. Or I will make soup." He just kept glaring and then slapped me. "OH THAT IS IT!!!" I grabbed him by the neck, but I was interuppted. "W-w-what are you d-doing to my Angel?!" I looked over at the timid pegasus, and groaned. Oh god, her face! Adorable to the max! "I was just going to teach him to not be such a punk. No need to worry." "Oh, Angel isn't a punk, he's just mischievous." She said with a smile. I blank faced her. "Really? 'Mischievous'? No, he is a punk and a brat. I think you need to be more strict, then he wouldn't attack your guests." She looked down guiltily. Great, now I made her feel bad. I set down the rabbit and walked over to her. I cupped her cheek and said "Look, I didn't mean anything by it, but you need to be more strict with him or he'll keep being a brat, okay?" She nodded her head and smiled. Then, She hugged me. I hugged back, and said "This would've been way more awkward if my clothes had been burned off." She jumped back with an intense blush on her face, and I laughed maniacally. The blush on her face reduced to a faint pink, and she laughed with me. I got up, stretched, and looked around. Her abode was small, but quite cozy, and there were small animals everywhere. I located the front door, and turned back to my host. "Well, I thank you for letting me sleep here, Fluttershy, but now, I must... AWAAY!" I ran out of her hut and sprinted into town. Why was I sprinting? I just felt like stretching. Iran, and tripped on Iraq! AHAHAHA!! I am a great comedian. I made it to town in only a few minutes, which is pretty fast considering the distance. I walked towards Twilights library and got stopped by that one mint green unicorn. She just stared at me with a menacing grin. ''My name is Lyra! I always wanted to meet a human, that way I could check out their hands! And I can't wait to check yours out!" "Pshh, Yeah that'll happen." I tried pushing past her, but she was like an unmovable object. But I am an unstoppable force! And what happens when these two meet? I go over! I used my tendrils to throw myself over her and kept walking. I smiled and looked back at her, but my smile vanished immediately. She was sitting there with her face in her hooves, shaking from sobs. There were tears hitting the ground. Damn. I walked over to her and put my hand on her shoulder. She looked up at me with tears streaming down her face. "Hey, If you really just want to look at them, or maybe make a cast of them, then i'm cool with that." "*GASP*!!! Really?" I nodded with a smile on my face. She *SQUEE'D* and took off, motioning for me to follow. I sighed, asking myself 'what have I done?'. I followed, not having any trouble keeping up, seeing as she was a pony. Eventually, we arrived at what I assumed was her house. She walked to the door, but before she got there, it opened. A beige earth pony with a purple and pink mane walked out. She saw the unicorn and said "Oh hey Lyra! What're you doi-" That is when she saw me. "Lyra. What is that?" "Hey Bon Bon! It's a human! I told you they were real! Now you owe me the ultimate backrub, just like we bet!" The earth pony, Bon Bon, face went all sultry and mischeivous. "Oh, you didn't need to find a human to get that..." Lyra's mouth made an 'O' of surprise, but then she beamed. She turned to me and said "Hey, can we do this some other time? I kinda..." "Yeah sure. And My name is Michael, by the way." I said with a smile. She beamed at me then walked up to Bon Bon and they both went into the house for some private time. I shrugged and started walking away. Befor I got out of earshot though, I heard "OH YES!!! YES!!!" I laughed to myself. "Ha. Ponies are wierd."