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Seems that Uncle Sam already paid this long description a visit. Would you like to know more?

Trigger Warnings:
Missiles, The American Dream, Exposed Rivets, Balloons, Twitter, Ponies, Human in Equestria tropes but with more war crimes, the Geneva Suggestions, Reddit, Tankies, Communism, Un-democratic Ideas, Brain Cells, Lack of Brain Cells, Twilightism, Rainbow Dash, Uncomfortable Situations, Trans-Animacy relationships, Isekai, Luna not being shipped with the main character, Alcoholism, , classified , Dave Applebees

A big thank you to DarthBall, for losing 39 IQ in the process of writing this shitpost, and Orderly Dissassembly for the five-dollar Applebees gift card (along with the cover art and editing).

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Comments ( 29 )
Comment posted by Artist deleted April 1st

Gotta admit I don’t think I’m gonna read the story but I’m VERY MUCH IMPRESSED that you wrote the description IN BRAIL

I’m mad that I got rick rolled in braille

February 4, 2023. 2:36 P.M. EDT

My birthday 😃

I need Prez to explain how this all works again…

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By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

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It's braille, you need to run your fingertips across the screen, obviously!

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Comment posted by Artist deleted April 1st

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.... I translated it.. and well... its a rick roll.

Comment posted by Artist deleted April 1st

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Google. Type braille translator.

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Comment posted by FridayPie deleted April 1st

It feels like you had re-read Infinite Earth recently

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The joke was supposed to be that the description got “blown up” if you did this new fangled thing called “scrolling” you’d see the line at the bottom explaining this

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Also, the braille rickroll was my idea, so feel free to block me. I don’t need to be around people who completely lack a sense of humor

Comment posted by Artist deleted April 1st

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Also, literally just look up braille translators, it’s how I made the damned thing

Comment posted by Artist deleted April 1st

THESE PONIES CAN'T ESCAPE DEMOCRACY, GRAAAHHH

i.ibb.co/0yGgvjQ/GGDoc-BDWYAE8-I.jpg

Braille to Text Translation
We’re no strangers to loveY know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking ofY wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert yNever gonna make you cry
Never gonna say gdbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We’ve known each other for so longYr heart’s been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say x)
Inside, we both know what’s been going on (going on)We know the game and we’re gonna play xAnd if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you're too blind to seeNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert yNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert yNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yWe’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say x)
Inside, we both know what’s been going on (going on)We know the game and we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feelingGotta make you understandNever gonna give you up
Never gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert yNever gonna make you cry
Never gonna say gdbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt yNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert ynever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie and hurt yNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cryNever gonna say gdbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you

RIP Belikov, you absolute legend!

After reading that description?

..

That Aim-9L in the story picture? I'm going to point it at you. In fact, I'm going to upgrade it to an Aim-9M so you can even see it coming.

Edit: Actually no... I'm not. I'm going to feed you communism instead, I'm changing it out for an R-73.

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Also, the braille rickroll was my idea, so feel free to block me. I don’t need to be around people who completely lack a sense of humor

I thought it was hilarious myself, it fit the ridiculous tone of the story as a whole :rainbowlaugh:.

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You probably didn't knew what you did. It took me about 6 tries to decode it and decoder (not translator) I had access didn't get it right because it was a different code. As I said, there is no "univrrsal" code, just fo English there are about ten, each language got at least one,so you might have hinted it's outdated "US1" version - some decoders don't even know that one.

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and? people still got it just fine, and if not, they moved on pretty quickly. Well, besides one person who got entirely too pissy about it

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Put it into an AI and got this

"Happy April Fools' Day! Did you know that laughter is the best medicine? Have a great day and enjoy the jokes!"

The missile pierced through the buffeting winds like a 7.62 round through a line of high school teenagers...

The missile’s infrared sensors watched in awe as their bond brother rocketed forward, and the city's primary hospital detonated into a kaleidoscope of shattered debris and charred limbs.

Very rarely does a line make me burst out into laughter, but I can gladly say that this story managed to pull that off twice. Well done.

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