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Rarity is a sophisticated mare well versed in the topics of fashion, generosity, and of love. Well, in this universe, that last one may not hold true. In fact, she's pretty oblivious. Maybe she's just over-worked, maybe she doesn't read enough fan-fiction. Either way, there's a lot going on in Ponyville that she doesn't seem to notice.

(Rated Teen for alcohol consumption and allusions to adult topics such as romance and sex)

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"Oh ho ho, Twilight, you say I am the one ignorant to romance? The stork is where babies come from, dear." Rarity leaned back in her seat with a smug look on her face. Twilight once again looked at the invisible camera.

Only in cartoons. Never seen it anywhere else.

Edit: Shows what I know I guess. Going by the replies :pinkiehappy:.

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The Office. Parks and Recreation. More than a few sitcoms.

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Never watched any of those. So I'll take your word for it.

I think Rarity lost more than a few brain cells from trying Sweetie Belle's cooking :rainbowlaugh:

"Oh ho ho, Twilight, you say I am the one ignorant to romance? The stork is where babies come from, dear." Rarity leaned back in her seat with a smug look on her face. Twilight once again looked at the invisible camera.

"Oh, I tried." Rarity waved a hoof. "She was busy wrestling with Discord. They really are the best of friends!" Rarity said with a smile.

Okay so obviously someone is going to have to explain things to rarity.

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It's canon to the Mario series as well. Insofar as that actually has a canon, anyway; there's an additional layer of fictionality to work with.

:pinkiehappy: 3153
:moustache: ?
:raritystarry: How'd you know?
:pinkiesmile: Your lucky number! That's when the stork visits you and Spike
:facehoof: I need more whine
:rainbowlaugh: Cider please
:flutterrage: Get back here mister I'm not finished with you!
:duck: Round two darling?
:ajsmug: Don't mind if I do
:twilightoops: ...

Rarity is dumber than I thought :rainbowlaugh:

Minor correction in the description.

(Rated Teen for alcohol consumption and illusions to adult topics such as romance and sex)

It should be allusions, not illusions.

Why does it feel like I already read this story? Did you share the draft on Discord or something? :rainbowhuh:

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That's my bad. This is why you don't write descriptions while moderately inebriated at close to midnight lol.

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I'm not a part of any fanfic discords, but I'm sure there's more than a few stories with similar themes to this one haha.

Was honestly hoping to find out that Rarity was in a long term relationship and somehow hadn’t realized it at the end.

The ending is absolutely funny
can't believe rarity didnt know lesbians existed

T: "...none of those trashy harlequin romance novels had sex scenes in them, did they?"

R: "What scenes?"

T: "Oh Sweet Celestia, I am too sober to deal with this conversation..."

hmm, story head cannon here, Rarity walked in on her parents a few too many times and as a result her sense of shipping is thus off

I've been gone for nearly a year probably as well and this is the first story I've read upon coming back. It's pretty funny.

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