Mein Kampf

by Darkswirl

Nachwort

And you know the rest of the story, Captain Shining Armor.

You know the battles that happened, the cities that were destroyed, the countless bloodlines lost to our war...

I revealed the truth during the war- had copies made and distributed to every Equestrian town! -but the ponies treated it like demoralizing propaganda.

In the final battle, between my sister and I, she was crying.

Noble Thornguard was right: even tyrants have their soft spots.

But me? I was labeled a tyrant after my sister had won the war. I was banished within my moon to contemplate my actions while my sister conjured up a lie that would become a fairytale to explain why the war had even occurred in the first place.

After one thousand years, do you think I regretted my actions?

Partly, I do.

I regret causing so many ponies grief by taking away their husbands and fathers and brothers.

I regret razing the land so that my sister would not have any space for crops so that the army would be forced to defect in order to end the war faster.

But most of all?

I regret not noticing what she was doing sooner.

So, Captain Shining Armor, now that you know the truth behind my change and decisions, I trust you have decided upon the matter?

Will you put aside your hatred for Chrysalis for the sheer benefit of all of Equestria?

Captain Shining Armor. Will you fight alongside me, against Celestia?

Comments

[Late Registrator]

a drive-by fic????

[Darkswirl]

1813456 ...What?

[Vargras]

So what's the point of the German title and chapters? Because I'm not seeing it.

[Darkswirl]

1813482 It's Mein Kampf, loosely based on the actual book.

[Vargras]

1813493

It's Mein Kampf, loosely based on the actual book.

I know what Mein Kampf is.

I'm wondering why you decided to base your fic on it.

[Darkswirl]

1813503 Well, all in all it really is Luna's struggle. It was just a spur of the moment thing.

[Regidar]

You don't learn, do you?

[hyourei]

datgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hitler-drinking-tea.gif
Will read later.

[Distrance]

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[Regidar]

IT NEEDED TO BE DONE
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Also, this story... I'm not sure what to make of it. Twas a well written fic, but...

I dunno, mien nigga.

[MidnightDancer]

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[Ostrich Man]

greatest idea ever. totally worth not posting still imagery.

[Csquared08]

1813645
What does that even mean?

[Ostrich Man]

also i should reread the actual book.

[Ostrich Man]

1813653 I wonder what it could possibly mean?

[Csquared08]

1813665
I dunno. Your communication skills sucked. Try using some basic grammar next time.

[Ostrich Man]

1813671 Bitch what you think it means

[Csquared08]

1813678

Bitch, what do you think it means?

There, fixed it for you. Now you try. Communicate properly so I can answer your question.

[Ostrich Man]

1813686 I'll respond your comment with this; Bitch what you think it means. Stop trying to troll a grammar Nazi.

[La Barata]

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[Csquared08]

1813694
You're telling me you're a grammar Nazi? PAH! Don't make me laugh harder.

[Darkswirl]

1813552 ?

[sierra_seven_]

1813701 Too late, maximum over-lolz achieved.

[Ostrich Man]

1813701 What can I say? I'm taking the day off.

[Regidar]

1813705 Neither do I, so it's fine.

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[Darkswirl]

1813671
1813678
Both of you play nice, damnit.

[Csquared08]

1813708
That's true.

[Ostrich Man]

1813714 Make us.

[La Barata]

1813721 I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure if you're typing or having a stroke on the keyboard.

I'm tempted to call 911

[Ostrich Man]

1813738 I have no response to that.

[Regidar]

1813711
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[Distrance]

1813757

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[Ostrich Man]

1813757 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ww5a2Mer1rugop2o1_400.jpg

[Late Registrator]

1813465 a drive-by fic. A fanfic that usually contains 7 to 9 chapters and each chapter has a little more or less than 1000 words. The author of said fanfic posts all the chapters in one day. These stories tend to range from horrible to decent at best.

[Mr Pones]

1813694 "stop trying to troll a grammar nazi" ahahahaa oh god i'm laughing so hard right now.

[A true pony critic]

this deserves more views I like the idea and story and Mein Komf it took me until the third chapter to get it

[Darkswirl]

1813883 I've been working on this for weeks...

[Chaodiurn]

GRAMMAR NAZI:
Schwaerze ewige -> ewige Schwaerze (ae = a with dots. I don't have that key.)
Der Orden von der Schwarz Huf -> Der Orden vom schwarzen Huf / Der Orden des schwarzen Hufes
Ein alptraum wird Geboren -> Ein Alptraum wird geboren.

Also: Read later. No time yet.

[Aldon]

i dont know what to say.......

[Steel Hoof]

I'm not reading this because of the title. No disrespect, and I ask for no forgiveness. First impressions are the most important.

[Darkswirl]

1816842 It has nothing to do with Nazis, Nazism, Adolf Hitler, or World War Two

[Darkswirl]

1818091 Every issue is worth discussing.

[Darkswirl]

1818260 cdn.head-fi.org/7/77/7799a536_cd45a626-6b9b-4dfe-8c80-228368747ff0.jpeg

[Danger Beans]

Yo you should really credit the artist, even though they tend not to mind they usually appreciate it.
If you don't know who did the art work then here
as for the fic, I read the actual mein kampf and I'm sure hitlers is turning in his grave knowing that a fanfiction about cartoon ponies was written better than his book. (the original mein kampf is one of the most horribly written, insults to literature ever to scar my eyes)
so in other words good job.

[Major wood]

Ich denke deine Geshicte ist sehr gut. Sie sind ein guter Shriftsteller. Sie sind fliessend Deutsch.

[Berry Punch]

I saw title and imagined this...
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I was bored :/

[Darkswirl]

2059120 /right click
/save

[Berry Punch]

2059326 Hehe

[Darkswirl]

2690583 A sequel is already planned!