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When I was twelve, my Dad and I had 'the Talk.' "Dad," I began, "When a boy and a dictionary love each other very much..."


“Dear friends and family, we have gathered here today to mourn the passing of Night Light: a beloved husband and a numbskull second only to booger-breath BBBFF.”[1]

[1] According to academics of Canterlot. Survey conducted by H.R.H. Ph.D. Twilight Sparkle.


A collection of vignettes about the life and times of the dadliest of pones.

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Thank you for reading ^^

Here lies Night Light
Loving husband and father
And glorified Smartass

Funnier than it has any right to be, like any good dad joke. Thank you for it.

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No, thank you both for commenting ^^ really put a smile on my face

Read this after coming off a Discworld audiobook, so read this in the voice of Nigel Planer. Gilding for an excellent lily!


Man, I should start reading Pratchett again. Such awesome books. If only my reading list wasn't long as the Nile river :raritydespair:

Thank you so much for reading and commenting ^^

10733954 P.S. If he gets up, tell Twilight Velvet so she can smack him again, because he deserves it.

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