The great Zurg Empire has suffered many hardships under the constant assault by the hands of The Galatic Alliance and the dreaded Star Command. After a staged attack on the empire based on Planet Z was barely foiled, Emperor Zurg's Dreadnought is thrown off its attack course in trying to run off the invaders.
''How is this happening?!'' Zurg observed the ship alerting its crew of the impending disaster. TOTAL DESTRUCTION IN T-MINUS 10 SECONDS! ''No! My plan! My galaxy! Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!~''
All hope was not lost. By some miracle, the villain managed to survive but managed to find yet another headache.
''Golly! What are you? Do. . .you want to be my friend?''
''Emperor Zurg does not make friends!''
But perhaps, with time, he may be able to learn to tolerate this one, strange creature and overly sickening sweet attitude aside.
Maybe.
Once again, courtesy of Hotel_Chicken for letting me bring this story to life.
Finally, a zurg fanfic. I thought I was the only one aware of this blessed cartoon.
A very interesting take on it. Definetly going to keep an eye on this.
Yup, this is Zurg to a "T".
Looking forward to more of this.
Edit: for those who don't know, this is Zurg.
A very humble dream for someone as great as Zurg.
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True, just wait until you see how Cozy Glow factors into the equation, I’m excited for that when I post those chapters of mild love and care and all around shenanigans that you would think is something that DWK would pull out of his butt without all the profanity.
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I mean, seems pretty realistic for me. XD
What Zurg must be feeling on the inside:
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Also, why TF is an evil warlord a way better employer than most of America? I don't get paid time off, even after a year, not do I get holidays off. O.o AND a free uniform???
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Don't forget the free dental that was mentioned in the last chapter. This can only mean one thing! Zurg is one of the most vile creatures in all of existence. A rouge cyborg Canadian.
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*Gasp* he's corporate's number one enemy!!! Quick, hide, and I will too! We know the truth now, they'll never take us alive!!
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, but it sometimes comes with the end result of having work that's equivalent to the benefits.
Contrary to what we may all think, I believe he does care about his workers, but only so much. Being a boss that checks off all the boxes are a rarity
Zurg did go to college, after all. How do you think he got to be this evil? Just Nana Zurg beating the evilness into him?
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You weren't supposed to know that! That's a secret only Nana Zurg knows!
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Dunno man, my parents beat the work ethic into me. I wasn't doing chores, out came the belt. Zurg wasn't being evil enough, out came the slipper?
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In a manner of speaking, and I can already imagine a scenario I want to do involving something along those lines.
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That would be fricken amazing. XD
Zurg's going to be thrilled when he realizes how much potential his new minion has.
I am so pumped for this and loving how the interaction between Cozy and Zurg. Hmm from the looks of it unless Cozy pulling the wool over both Zurg and the readers eyes this is before she goes full evil, so it might be Zurg's influence that corrupts her to evil.
However things out it's sure to be quite entertaining.
Cozy glow should also be taught that you need to stay hydrated before giving evil laughs, and that you must bring it from your chest, not your throat. Otherwise it causes scratchiness. XD
Anyway, great chapter!!!
need more
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Ask, you shall receive; you can expect a chapter on Sunday, Monday at the latest.
"Paperwork! I'll need you sign a few forms, fill out a dozen documents, and sign up for our insurance policy. Now, do you prefer regrowing your limbs or getting cybernetic implants for injuries? A lot of my henchmen prefer cybernetics, but you know about assuming and all that. Warp Darkmatter always held that over my head."
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Just imagine Cozy with a full cybernetic kit; would be like the pony version of Dr. Octopus from Spider-Man.
I am loving this. Zurg is one of my favorite PIxar Villains and seeing him being bombarded by Cozy is just amazing. This does make me wonder though, what if he met Discord?
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Oh, trust me, that interaction will be one to die for when it occurs, because it will in this story.
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Excellent. :)
she has learned well, he will be proud~
Maybe I should write a Rick and Morty crossover fic
was a funny ass show
hehe
nice chapter
So this Cozy Glow really is just oblivious?
There goes my dream of her having a cynical and sassy team up with Warp Dark Matter.
I watched the show recently and it's actually scary how much those two would have in common.
Oh well; still pretty adorkable regardless.
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Oh, no, no, no, friend. You misunderstand.
How do you think Cozy Glow will get so evil? It’s an alternative take on things, so there’s the AU tag, but she will be so evil by the end of this story.
Fret not.
This is a story I never knew I wanted to read
So Zurg invented dancercise. Huh. Oddly fitting.
Surprised Cozy didn't get into it, ponies love this sort of stuff.
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At least not yet. She’ll try and get into it for the sake of the mission. When Zurg gets done and funky, almost everypony around him will want to dance.
Still loving this and eager for more.
It continues, with scented candles and mysterious arcane staffs.
I'm so confused. Button and Aura are Zurg's robots, from the last chapter I take it? But why are they named after Ponies?
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To make it more believable when they begin to worm their way into Ponyville and gain knowledge by seeming just like ponies with the exception of Cozy. They’re almost impossible to tell apart from regular ponies and giving them any other names that aren’t within the realm of pony names would draw a bit of suspicion for some.
And before you ask, no, they did not do anything to the real Aura and Button Mash, the randomize function for disguises just happened to pick those two.
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So since Button Mash lives in Ponyville, won't there be problems when the Robot meets the Real Deal?
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I’ll leave to your imagination until that bridge comes, because it will definitely be crossed.
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Sounds promising.
And so Zurg has his first encounter with how pony enthusiasm can spiral out of control.
I'm proberbly going to have to read this chapter (A Wave Of Evil. . .Evil, Evil) again at some point, because I have no idea what's going on anymore.
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Aww! But she's such a endearing little warlord!
Suddenly an update!!!
And a great one at that. Thank you.
Daww! Cozy Glow putting her art skills to good use is always adorable.
Why are you so cute Cozy?
Given how Rarity convinced them to work for her, I wouldn't be surprised if Cozy Glow could make them work for her with her sobbing filly routine.
"Having a staff of pure destruction works too though."
CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!
Ack! Not the root beer!
i guess this would be the part where cozy plans get foiled by the young Six and how Zurg will react to cozy's Failure