Just looking at the picture jest gives me the C̛̺̣̯̳̬̲̜̙͕̖̙ͦ̀̒̓̔̉͑ͭͯ͒̓ͫ̊̆̉ͫ̒͡ͅr̴̳̝̣̫͖͍̙͉͔̯͇̫̝̼̣͔͗̆ͥ͊͊͆͑ͭͥ̑ͬͥ̓͂̓̾͟͠e̸̮̟̹͓̼ͥͦ̽̎͠͝͞ͅe̷̸̛͎̞̭̣ͧ̄͂̔̈̈́ͣ̊̑̍͑͒̋ͬ́́̚pͤ̉̀̚҉̧̤̣̙̭͎͔̼̜̩ś̢̛͈͍̤̦͓̠͈͇͎̭̬̔̃͗̽́ͬ̐̒ͅ!̿̈̽͗͑ͥͯͨ͒ͦ̎̇̓ͯ́҉̧̡̜̯̫̤͇͕̱̱̟̕͞!̢̡̳̦͍̮̘͖̗̣ͦͣ̄ͤ́́
̢̮̺̞̠̽͊͋͊̆̇ͭ̑̓̈͋͒

Is this Vaginal-Mustard-Applejack’s sister?

EDIT: Reading is essential.

*sees cover art*
Lookin' like a double wide surprise. Goddamn~

Oh hey it's you.

Your tribute is much appreciated. Mayhap it has been too long since I graced the site with my writing prowess. You've inspired me to return, and deliver unto the masses a new story.

One of hope.

Take your fucking like and delete this.

I actually liked the story (no kidding). The way you used imagery and the way you use flowery words really gave the brutal scenes a perfect touch. Good job!

The shrunken version of the image in the New column looked a pony drawn in the style of Cyanide and Happiness, and that would have made both the title and senseless brutality make just as much sense as what turned out to be your inspiration instead. Just thought you should know.

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Hopping down the old bunny trail... mmm

I uncame.

Nice.

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Me too.
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This is a tribute to the master.
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Yup.
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Whomst?
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Please show this site the special gospel only you can bring once again.
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Delete me.
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Thank you, I'm afraid I can't shake flowery words on either of my accounts.
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'Inspired' certainly is a word to describe this.
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Please do not.

Apple Bloom woke up and the sun was melting.

The first line and the experience is already captured so well.

Huh. Not only was this well-written, but I suddenly want to chug a pitcher of Pine Sol. I commend you for a job done.

What the fuck did i just read?

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Unfortunately.
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well-written

excuse me what the fuck
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Bad stuff. Do not eat.

She craved the orange juice.

This has to be the most disgusting sentence I have ever read. I feel personally offended on a spiritual level that I never thought possible.

another please

Mmmm. Yes. My favorite.

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I’m so sorry you had to see this.
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Oh no.

What...WHAT THE HECK-

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Shh, it’ll all be over soon.

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Just listen to Ice Star, though this is all his fault anyway.

I’m back- AAAAAAAA

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

quality content 11/10

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Thude, I'm gonna have to ask you to please not.

The title grabbed me like a snake, lets see how this goes

She craved the orange juice.

Mood

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

Just know that you did this to yourself. And be glad this isn't the weirdest thing I've written across my two accounts.

Thank you again for this ode to Famous and I haha