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dawnbreez


I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

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This is interesting. Lets see where it leads to.
Will Obama write a letter too?

This is surprisingly good.

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Yes, actually. New chapter just went up.

I came THIS close to diplomatically making all Hell break loose. All because I thought this was just like My Little Dashie (but you don't know about that one, do you?).

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ah dang, she should have found 'mentally advanced' series, lol

Technically, cows are known for having friends, which means there is something going on in that head of theirs. I can’t wait till we can cheaply 3D print meat, and bypass this whole issue.

It’s not nice to try and stalk ponies, don’t you know that chrisy

She won’t lose hope. If they’re genuinely friends, twilight will demand that she feed on her until she’s satisfied.

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aw crud

so, uh, Barack was originally going to introduce himself as Skeletor. I changed it after a friend suggested Obama instead. I must've missed a Skeletor when doing my editing.

Good that she didn't find any of the more raunchy fanfiction.

At least no cows got the D.

Surely Twilight would learn it's important to get both sides of a story before coming to a conclusion like this. Then again, she comes from a country where the leader is an immortal and benevolent alicorn with over 1000 years of experience under her belt, so from her point of view going against the current leader of a country is very definitely wrong.

Although given that the human Twilight first met claimed he was Obama, it's pretty likely he leans democrat. So that will come to a head sooner or later.

Remember: The first letters is the most important message of all.

I'm just now learning about this and I like what was written.

In the beginning, God created the Earth over the course of precisely six days,

MYTHOLOGY IS NOT REALITY. Bronze Age myths should not pervert actual scientific discoveries and the education gained from them.
"God" is a figment of one's mind, brought about by wilful self-hypnosis and being deceived by others. What a bunch of pre-scientific writers composed over the course of centuries (which explains a significant proportion of the countless contradictions) should never be taken as fact, especially when most of their ramblings just do not make any logical sense whatsoever.

The Earth was not "created" by any seemingly omnipresent (why can't "he" be objectively, scientifically measured?), omniscient (why couldn't "he" provide answers as to how to cure illnesses? Why do we have to discover such things ourselves?), omnipotent (why couldn't "he" defeat iron chariots?) being. The Earth was formed after the Sun was formed, as a result of remaining matter compacting together and being made spherical due to gravity. At first, it was very volcanic and hot, with absolutely no life whatsoever - only basic chemical reactions. These reactions eventually changed into RNA and anaerobic protoplasms, which produced oxygen as a waste product. This eventually allowed aerobic life to be possible.
Water likely came from comets and meteors impacting the young Earth (which might have also caused the existence of the Moon), and there's never been anywhere near enough water to cover the entire planet.
Aerobic life originated in the seas, as far as we can tell, but the unguided process of evolution (which has no 'end goal', by the way, and really every species is 'transitional') eventually allowed some aquatic species to venture onto land while other species died out for various reasons.

No invisible being from outside our reality (and thus by definition is 'unreal', not real, make-believe) ever existed, nor is one wanted.
All such a make-believe being does is lower educational standards (look at the southern United States, like Texas) and cause needless divide between logical people who will revise their knowledge of how things work should their current perception be objectively proven incorrect, and those illogical people who foolishly stick to Bronze Age mythicism even when it's been objectively proven wrong on every count (scientifically, morally, historically, paleontologically, archeologically, etc.) an uncountable number of times.

You made beer come out my nose.

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