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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Princess Celestia rolled her eyes. “Okay, enough of this insanity. Time for the ass treatment.”

OH N-..... OH YES

9801325

The butt should sort him out.

I wanna crawl up Dat booteh

9801710
When Tirek threw Twilight into a mountain, she encased herself in a bubble shield upon impact. The magical shield took the brunt of the blow, but, judging by the fact that it clearly shattered upon impact with Tirek's shoulder, my guess is that Ponies are at LEAST 10x more durable than humans. At MOST they're about as durable as... Wolverine. Or Deadpool. Or the Hulk. I'm litterally guessing here because while the bubble shield protected her from impact with the mountain, it apparently popped when Tirek body-slammed her THROUGH the mountain. I'm not sure, but I'm just guessing that ponies are far more durable than humans.

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Agreed, but I see it like this... Celestia has been an Alicorn for an undisclosed amount of time. FAR longer than Twilight was before she confronted Tirek. While Twilight had ALL of that magic at her disposal, Celestia has had (guessing) millenia to master that kind of magic. She probably knows all manner of spells to keep herself pretty much impervious to injury, and those injuries that she does get are probably INSTANTLY healed by her magic alone. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that Celestia knows MANY more spells than Twilight will know in a LONG time.

With that you felt a warm glow upon your brain.

...im surprised Tia found anything there:ajbemused:

9801710
Clearly this is alternate universe from the show.


9801712

So would I. And inside it.


9801925

They probably even stronger here in my series of fan fiction.


9802757

Don't be so hard on yourself. This story was brought to you by Bendy, I'm not so smarty either.

9803037
Big fat butts.


9803067
It was clearly an alt one. With her being able to survive inside a black hole.

Man, Bendy, all these macro fics starring the princesses, and yet you've yet to do one on the best princess of all--my bae Gleaming Shield. Why you gotta taunt me like this, fam?

9803115
I suppose I could try do a rule 64 version of Shining Armour and make her outshine Cadence by getting bigger. Or have Cadence grow bigger at some point as well. No promises, I'm not sure were to even begin with this one.

9803125

If it helps, I can recommend some popular reference material.

Shameless plug is shameless, but on a serious note, even of the fetish isn't your thing, a lot of people have said they really both like the story and Gleaming as a character. If you ever do seriously consider using Gleaming, Fecundity might legitimately give you some ideas on how to write her.

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Thanks. I suppose it could be funny if a human got her pregnant or something. And his alien DNA has caused some wacky stuff to happen to her body. Growth and other crazy stuff.

“I don’t love your bony thin butt anymore!”

OHHHHH SHIT!! SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTS FIRED!!

9809269

Indeed. He lucky he don't get crushed to death.

The omniverse. I When one universe is not enough for your big butt.

Im sure there is a joke in there somewhere.

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