What a sexy shitpost lmao

Nah, i like my ponies soft. Glass is too hard.

Sad ending

This was pointless.

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Clink clink clink.

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Big Mac was being big whack.

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I agree.

Wtf

"Eugh! You cum cum?!"

Truly the most disappointing of all food pony emissions.

"Like a blowjob?" she asked. A wet, fleshy slap came from under Big Mac as his stallionhood became fully erect. She giggled, and her own cock grew between her legs as it filled with cola. "I'll take that as a yes..."
"Eeyup."

I aggree!
Carry on.

"Wha... duh! What the hay did you expect?"
"Coke! I was thirsty!"

Is it bad I expected that, too?

Interesting story!
With an even more interesting original species.
But what would happen if she accidentally eats an Mentos? Would Big Mac (and everyone else nearby) get the Coke?

Also, your user name, avatar and bio are very fitting to this story.

This was very random and silly, but weirdly enjoyable.

"Fun"