Infected Spermagloba Hemorrhoid Stew

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SomethingEmoAndEdgy

SomethingEmoAndEdgy #1 · Feb 15th, 2018 · 7 · 3 ·

I try to get out, but the fetuses keep pulling me back in. Enjoy what will surely become yet another praised work from the mind of a genius. Godspeed.

JackRipper

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JackRipper #2 · Feb 15th, 2018 · 8 · 2 ·

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Your prose is only something I could ever admire from a distance, for trying to match your decadent style would only make me look like an amateur in comparison.

Jack of a Few Trades

Jack of a Few Trades #3 · Feb 15th, 2018 · 15 · ·

The four horsemen of the apocalypse just visited my house, but I showed them this and they decided that our world was already bad enough and went away.

Wallflower Blush

Wallflower Blush #4 · Feb 15th, 2018 · 2 · 4 ·

Is it just me, or do these stories keep getting better?

Chaotic Note

Chaotic Note #5 · Feb 15th, 2018 · 5 · ·

The zebra from the Everfree was out of patience, quickly tossing Rainbow Dash onto her stomach. “Aha, now they are revealed! As far as I am concerned, your fate is sealed.”
“Whoa, what are you—” Rainbow Dash paused, a look of horror shooting across her face as Zecora pulled out what looked to be a chimney poker. She began to question the idea of having a chimney in a house made out of a tree, but this was no time for such ridiculous ponderings. “H-hey now, you wouldn’t want to do anything drastic, would y—”
But it was too late.

More like:

Zecora gets on Rainbow's behind. "Omae wa mou shindeiru."
"Nani?!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

Commander Darklight

Commander Darklight #6 · Feb 15th, 2018 · 1 · 1 ·

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“Mrs. Cake mentioned it today, and the doctor’s here showed me the way.
Oh hell no that better not be Ugandan knuckles meme

thatotherotherguy

thatotherotherguy #7 · Feb 15th, 2018 · · ·

This is what i just woke up with...

forbloodysummer

forbloodysummer #8 · Feb 15th, 2018 · · ·

Huk

Huk #9 · Feb 15th, 2018 · · ·

But it was too late. Zecora has already forcefully jabbed one of her hemorrhoids open, the blood and pus pouring into her waiting pot as one coagulated substance. “Yes, this is just perfect,” she said, poking at more hemorrhoids. “Thank Celestia your flank was in such a state of neglect.”

Oh God... my ass hurts just from reading this ... WTF did I just read, I will never know - but voices told me to give it a like... Damn voices...