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SomethingEmoAndEdgy
"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15
SomethingEmoAndEdgy
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This story gave me the impression that Big Mac truly cares for his sister. The way that he helps her save the first annual Apple Family Bar and Grill Festival was absolutely heartwarming. It made me realize that my own home life will never compare to that of Applejack and Big Mac's. Until my urethra is full of Big Mac's load of fecal matter, I will never know true bliss.
Bliss like eating a Frosty, courtesy of your local Wendy's. Don't eat at McDonald's, eat Wendy's. It is quality, just like this story.
Jesus Christ that picture of AJ scared the shit out of me! XD
Just open up my FiM, turn to look at my dog, look backand that's the first thing I see! XD
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Because of this, the gods truly have abandoned us...
Good riddance, I say.
hey that was pretty nice
This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.
After reading this, I wish Nightmare Moon or Freddy Kreuger would haunt my dreams because that is my only salvation of forgetting this filthy one-shot.
" Dear friends, do not be surprised at the fiery ordeal that has come on you to test you, as though something strange were happening to you. "
1 Peter 4:12
That might be my next username.
...what
Just read the comments before I've begun on the story. I'm now considering turning back for the sake of my sanity and humanity...
We didn't need jesus anyway
A P PL E S
(violent puking)
The title really speaks to the part of the brain that controls the cringe. Just imagine taking the title literally.... That would probably hurt.... A lot
Someone let Tirek out of Tartarus. I need to die right this instant.
.......................... You know hell doesn't seem that bad anymore.
AAah! My eyes it burns!
And to think I was about to eat breakfast. Goodbye, urge to eat for the next 3 days.
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You can that again...
This story made me H A V E S E X
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>tfw Applejack has never looked more fuckable.
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Okay...
Honestly... there are no words for this masterpiece, no true way to convey my feelings towards such... masterful writing.
...
Shit.
I will never take the staff of this site seriously again.
Worse than two extra holes
How to be a vegetarian:
Step 1) Read this story
And there you go~
8245443 You know mustard is vegetarian, right?
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Vaginal doesn't sound too vegetarian.
My therapist advised me not to read stuff like this.
Boy was she wrong!
Ugh, I know the cover art isn't NSFW, but seriously, no pic like that should ever be used for a cover.
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Ha!
Behold the glorious sequel
This was legendary.
what.
You disgust me, you horrible monster of a human.
Relish, on a carrot?
My pain is only slightly diminished by the fact that most of the story is about
Jesus's aged sperm.Mustard.