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SomethingEmoAndEdgy
"Thou shalt not cum outside of Rainbow Dash's nether regions." 1st EmoandEdgy 3:15
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After a brief hiatus of self-reflection, moral compassing and other things, I've decided to kick off the holiday season with a tale of family, friends, and food.
An everypony story, sure to warm the hearts of many a man, woman, and child. Enjoy.
Finally. I have been patiently awaiting the return of your fantastic writing, and this story did not disappoint. From the moment Rainbow Dash reached her revelation to finally be selfless, to the climax of the story, where Fluttershy makes a sacrifice nopony else would likely make for their friend.
This story has set a new bar for you, EmoAndEdgy. Bravo, and I wish you luck this holiday season. Hopefully you can provide a treat for your family as tasty as Rainbow Dash's?
Only time will tell. I leave you with this picture, a perfect representation of the average, feeble-minded reader that can't see past the contents of the story to view the bigger picture.
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Did you just fucking riff on Austreoh?
Never change.
...In retrospect, I should have known better.
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So the good news is that immediately after writing this comment, I will be committing suicide. This story has shown me that there is absolutely no reason to exist any more, and so I'm giving the world the holiday gift of my corpse. Frankly, it's long overdue, because this story has also shown me that I should have been executed at birth -- but since there's no way to make that retroactive, cutting my own throat now will just have to do. And as my death is one of the best things the universe could wish for, there is no bad news.
I encourage everyone who reads this story to follow my example. If you have the time, you might want to cause the extinction of humanity on your way out. Incidentally, we're all going to burn in eternal torture forever, because that's what every last one of us deserves.
0/10: would shoot up maternity ward bassinets again.
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Nah, I riffed on that story about Rainbow Dash flying east. Duh.
Well...at least it has some detail, no major spelling errors
I'll give it a like
Tasty.
Anyone else tried to pronounce that title at 3x speed?
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Encouraging people to kill themselves?
Is that title Welsh?
What did I get myself into.
No turning back now! Ha! Aha! Ahahahaha~!
*drops dead*
I think something's wrong here. SomethingEmoAndEdgy has returned and Christ hasn't descended from heaven, nor has every human on Earth collectively orgasmed out of sheer, magnitudal joy.
Clearly this needs a sequel.
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Fuck, I don't got one of those.
My body was, indeed, unready.
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Can I not haz your stuff?
Huh? I Dont get it.
How did this get past moderation?
lol.
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Its to look edgy.
I have missed your stories so much. This one absolutely did not disappoint. Please don't go again. We need more stories like this one.
SomethingEmoAndEdgy's stories are like an abusive, on-and-off relationship. They're like this awful thing that lingers over you, beating you to a pulp and giving you pain and suffering, but then they leave for a while, giving you time to breathe. You're relieved, away from the pain, but then they come back and you keep coming back because something about them draws you to them.
(no, seriously, fuck you guys why is this train still rolling I want off this ride)
This is a MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I have to ask is:
The people to dislike this are likely h
Those thoughts call it "depraved" and "meaningless".
I, however can imagine no greater depravity than to dislike this story.
This piece of art always gets me in the holiday spirit.