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Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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Mistakes. Everyone makes them. Sometimes, we forget what day it is and forget to wish someone a happy birthday. Or we knock over a glass that held someone's drink.

Sometimes though, we make... bigger mistakes.

And in the case of Twilight Sparkle, a "bigger mistake" equals setting off Equestria's largest volcano: the Yellowstone caldera.


Edited by James Fire.

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Comments ( 26 )

Your stories make me happy.

8520334 I'm so glad that they do! ^^ I hope you enjoyed this story! :D

Dust masks not included.

TWILIGHT, CELESTIA, YOU'VE BOTH DOOMED US ALL!

Solution: banish every single lifeform to the moon for a millennium.

8520437 That was something I also realized and contemplated changing. At the end of the day though, I figure that 1. She's an alicorn and has practiced magic for most of between life and 2. It's a comedy, so I can get away with some stupidity like that.

Okay, that last one is... not really an argument. Alas, I had to get Twilight away from ground zero somehow.

Spells for manually erupting volcanoes should never exist. Whoever though of 'em prolly had pants on his head.

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Yes, but they are still somehow hilarious.

Who? Just who makes a spell to manually set of volcanoes dooming all of pony kind and who leaves the, around in books?

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Now I want to find that pony, and give him a slap in the face. (After, of course, getting the spells so I can use a less powerful one to get out of school)

8520806 Oooh. Just make sure you don't hurt anyone! :raritywink: Unless it's that bully who took your lunch money! :pinkiecrazy:

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Nigh, my friend. Lunch money is all electronic now.

8520825 Oh... uhh... use it on the bully who commits identity theft...?

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‘Tis too easy these days I’m afraid
I might find your password, should I be so swayed

8520833 Steals in pone

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In pone, my friend what means that
A chancy of chances, a rattatat?

8520755 True. There's more comedy in seeing ponies like Twilight, Starlight and Celestia mess up over the most random things.

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Twi how the hell...

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CELESTIA YOU FOOL! TWILIGHT LITERALLY JUST DID THAT!

Ha take that Twilight shit sparkle

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True, Starswhirl was always a stupid one
Sadly he’s not dead, like should’ve been done

Methinks Starswirl made a mistake writing those spells in the first place. He might as well created the magical equivalent of a nuke and doomed the world with that. Oh wait, Fallout Equestria happened.

Moi werd!

This was hilarious. You're a funny writer!

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