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One Punch Man


It only takes one.... okay, maybe more than just one.

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Princess Luna invites Anon over to make breakfast ...and by 'invite', I mean kidnap him and tie him up in the kitchen pantry.

Rated Teen for many heinous acts of terror such as soggy cereal and ruined eggs.
One-shot.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 12 )

The crazy one's are always the hottest.

Luna sure sounds like a ponified HowtoBasic.

7738687 Holy shit, that's an apt comparison. Can't believe I didn't think of that.

7738703 Oh my god... what if this is actually the origin story of HowtoBasic?!? His mind went crazy from seeing all those poor eggs being destroyed, and having a sock in his mouth would explain his feet fetish. Also, maybe we can't understand him cause he's speaking in Equestrian, endlessly crying for help, unable to fulfill his life, continously aching for the sweet relief of death. Yeah I did drink a bit before reading the story.

7738741 Bro...that idea is amazing. :rainbowderp:
I'm gonna file that away as a possible sequel.

Yolk for the Yolk God. Shells for the shell throne.

At this point the story was the bible.

I was eating breakfast while reading this....how could you Luna!!

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But man, that gif at the end wrecked me

It always does.:trollestia:

“See these two eggs, Anon?”
“Yes…?
Anon carefully eyed the pair of perfectly AAA-grade eggs that were pulled straight out of the carton.
“Now imagine them as your nuts …”
“O-okay”
Luna held the pair of unfertilized hen zygotes high above the heated pan of oil.
“Now imagine me gently…squeezing the life out of them!”

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