Prince (Nightsong) Cantus Nocturnus accepts an invitation from Righteous Rhetoric, host of The Later Show, to appear as a guest star just one month before poles open to conclude the craziest election of all time.
What could possibly have compelled him to do this?
Short answer: his mother.
Rated Teen because this story is heavy on Equestrian political humor, and the comments section might have a few... unsavory comments about my political orientation.
Good start, keep at it.
Here's a question: Is Righteous Rhetoric pronounced "rhetorique" or "rhetorick"?
7632176 I imagine the latter, as I've never personally heard it pronounced it "rhetorique", and I've always used a hard C-K sound at the end.
7632464 No I mean, Stephen Colbert used to be pronounced differently, KOHL-bərt like in English, not kohl-BAIR like in French.
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And I call myself a late show enthusiast.
I'm just gonna... go binge on Jon Stewart.