Shining Armor had a little extra something done to him by Chrysalis during the lead-in for the wedding/invasion. Now things are getting completely out of hoof.
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vary good Trixie this is how a guard behaves.
7899250 Taint is another word for perineum. Last time I used the correct word for that, I got a pile of questions about what I meant. I can't buckin' win...
There, changed to perineum, better?
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I don't wish to belabour the point, but I believe that you have a hold, as it were, of the wrong end of the stick. To expand upon what Damaged said, the perineum, or "taint" is the stretch of skin extending from the anus to the testicles (or indeed, the vagina).
Question for THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!!!!!!: How excited are you about all of the fantastic and new opportunities the Crystal Empire brings for your glorious and magnificent Showmareship?
7899548 Don't be like that, they didn't know, now they do. Ignorance has a cure, knowledge.
speaking of double agents! It's kinda funny they spotted the wrong ponies as spies. And that they're using Trixie as the dissemination control.
We think it's hilarious Cadance is trolling Twilight and co.
To Trixie: just how many tricks do you know involving lifting boulders.?!?
Keep going! ;)
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But, who hasn't heard of the taint; The grundle; The fleshy-fun bridge?
Please, don't turn this into an ad hominem poopfest. I am going to delete the posts involved, but will copy their contents here (spoiled).
Stop calling it a taint, you fool; like it's a disease. The word is penis, member, shaft, as well as many other, far nastier words... Bah... dropped.
You're an idiot.
triggered much retard? or does butt stuff intimidate you:? You do know that men who are offput by butt stuff are just insecure about their own secuality :^)
Five bits says Trixie stays in the Empire after her 'assignment', I feel like she's liking it there, though 50/50 odds on her staying in the guard, but she might like it.
Damnit, wish real life politics are just as interesting as this