Shining Armor had a little extra something done to him by Chrysalis during the lead-in for the wedding/invasion. Now things are getting completely out of hoof.
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"Careful has a special somepony!" Cadance crowed the sing-song words at the top of her lungs.
Cadance is on the job the love will be doubled.
7473864 It is more what she found getting into her, if you know what I mean!
Yes! Princess of shipping has generated a tracking number for your convenience! The code is... Catebus!
Perhaps Shining could use some gelatin in combination with the cork and cotton? Or maybe painted resin?
Keep going! ;)
7473884 Maybe he could just slip a bolt through each one, some big washers and tada! Weight training!
7473891 ah, but they're probably not uniform like that so it would look really weird. No, weighted sweat bands might make more sense then and would appear more natural...
7473895 There is always... socks...
7473896 aha! But then he'd have to explain away the socks! A much more difficult thing to do compared to job -relevant self-improvement!
7473901 "Cadance said I look good in them." Shining was horrible at lies, but when he looked around all the stallions they all nodded sagely, and the two mares still in the recruits were actually looking at his legs and blushing. This really shouldn't have worked this easily—maybe Careful was on to something.
7473905 now to pick a hideous color to clash with his mane!
7473912 Changeling cerulean and hot pink.
...I swear sorting Favorites by update doesn't actually bump a fic if it updates a second time in one day. At least I'm up to date again.
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To quote Sluggy Freelance: "This is a job for Emergency Pants!"
...only in this case, it would be boots. Fancy dress boots that are basically silk stalkings with metal hoof shoes and knee pads. Folks will wonder if he's wearing them to out "Blueblood" Blueblood, or because Cadance is into kink. Which she totally is. "Love" in all it's forms, yo.
7474035 Heh, you would have found it again soon, tomorrow's update is already written.
There is a plan, in the works. Shining can think sharply when it comes to logistics and sorting out his guard, but Cadance is the mare with her hoof on the pulse, when it comes to thinking outside the box.
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I'll be sure to read it when it gets posted Saturday, then.
If this story still keep going on like this. Careful will going to be protagonist instead Shing Armor...