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TOU ARE MAKING THY STORY SUPERBLY AMAZING
Interesting enough, I can't help but read the first parts of each chapter in the voice of the narrator of 300.
Isn't it funny how this story always gets into the featured box every time it updates? My favourite story right now, because the OC is so damn original and funny.
More, i demand.
Soon Rarity will give in to the gruff, burly stallion that would befall upon her eyes. Pinkie will probably be attracted to him one way or another, I'm not sure. Then they'd all be competing for Spartan's affections. This would be fun!
this is gold.
POMF, eh Rainbow Dash?
It always amuses me when that happens.
Huh. They weren't told that SS wasn't a walking history relic. Are you going try something?
This is madness!
Madness?
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
I'm currently having a problem. My badassery viewing levels are getting low. Could we get another chapter in here to rectify that?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Rainbow_Dash.png
There is, I must admit, something calming about a nice bit of axe-play.... er... work...
I approve! Keep up the good work!
785494 In episode three she refers to herself as the big sister, I'm pretty sure, when they're looking over Sweet Apple Acres.
I think I'll randomly declare "I NEED TO CHOP WOOD" in completely normal conversations now.
I MUST CHOP WOOD!
Enter the flutterdruid
I LOVE THIS STORY!!!
785552 HEY.
Chopping wood is very rugged and manly.
Druid Fluttershy...
No words.
785522 But in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles", when AJ goes to Manehattan, BigMac looks older than her, when she leaves.
PS. ...ekhem:
Dashie and Spartan
sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
then comes foal
in a wonderbolt carriage!
785494
Same...
I still love this story!
We need a `Spartan Shield meets The Doctor & Derpy` chapter.
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"Well, fancy that!" An oddly accented voice cried out. Spartan Shield had barely begun to glance about for the foreign voice when a clatter of hooves drew his attention. A chestnut brown earth pony skidded to a halt at an uncomfortably close distance, rapt expression complete with eyes wide and searching while a quirky grin spread further. "A Spartan Stallion! In this era, no less! Fascinating!"
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Jussayin'.
For some odd reason i see a everypony X Spartan Shield, but i hope if something like that does happen that Twilight wins :P
785522
*Checks Applebuck Season episode*
During that scene, she referred herself as his sister. She called Big Mac her 'big brother.'
Basically, Applejack is the middle child, with Big Mac as the eldest and Applebloom as the youngest.
Edit: Hang on. 'Third episode?' That's 'The Ticket Master'.
Well.... it "seems" to be going okay...
Although I'm not sure he's going to be happy if he sees Pink- Oh for the love of... Pinkie's never met him and what does Pinkie do for a pony she's never met before?
Throws them a party...
That should be ahem... entertaining.
NEED MOAR >:C
GET A TEAM OF SLAVES TO WRITE THE STORY NON-STOP
Well, that's what Spartan Shield would say
785796
Err... he did meet Pinkie Pie. Way back in the third chapter. Freaked him out when she starts popping out from under his armor.
785796>>785804 He's only been in Ponyville for maybe 24 hours total. And he spent his first night in jail. No time to get him to a party.
Yet.
785804
Ah sorry. No, what I meant in my sentence "see's Pink-", was when he "see's Pinkie again". I broke it off for a dramatic realisation of what might happen next, given how Pinkie's mind works.
And somehow I don't think every pony in Equestria saying "That's just Pinkie Pie" is going to help Spartan get over Pinkie's powers of sheer confusion.
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This is so GOOD. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!
781331ok what does have to do with anything?
I imagine when he meets Luna it will either be incredibly awkward, an attempt on her life, or the greatest olden-tongue shouting match ever recorded.
Twilight could sell tickets to the other mares in town to come watch Shield chop wood. Then she could sell the wood that he's chopped. Heck she could set up a lemonade stand as well to provide them with refreshment.
This is brilliant Pinkie Pies a demon, I'm not suprised
I'm sorry, but the chopping wood scene reminded me of this:
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saw the name of the story
description
first chapter
now at chapter 5
This is cute, awsome, dramatic and hilarious all at the same time. I especially love seeing Mr. Shield trying to adjust to the current era.
Also, love Rainbow's epic wingerboner... and Applejack showing a blatant carnal interest as well. That was fun too. All I can say is this is a fun story and I'll be keeping watch.
The thousand years ago battle moments are also great too.
This part made me laugh so hard "CELESTIA'S TEATS!"
Fluttershy is best druid.
I see Cinderblock the Immovable is a ponified Chuck Norris of his day. Nice. Well... except for getting killed, of course. That wouldn't happen to Chuck Norris. Hmm.
Must. Have. MOAR.
he did better then gilda
Why did Cinderblock the imovable, remind me of a certain....
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
“Surely that is not you. We established your virginity when we first met."
“Twilight, what’s virginity?”
This stuff cracks me up!
"Working the clasps of his breastplate he thrust it aside to expose his positively glorious chest and torso. Twilight’s mouth made a little o-shape, and her tail tucked."
ALL ABOARD THE SHIPPING SHIP
Hail, Druidshy!
ERR-PONY WANT DAT
Shield's encounters with the mane 6 have been just hysterical so far.
Gonna have to agree with a few others though, I am pretty certain that Big Mac is the oldest.
I wonder how Spartan Shield would react to Twilight in full Element of Magic mode? What with the glowing eyes and the floating and the indescribable power. He might be a little less mouthy to Twilight if he realized she could turn him into a ficus with a thought
I wonder if Spartan Shield had a marefriend or a wife...like in the movie before the battle.
I know you're going for comedy but wouldn't "Luna's back, not evil anymore and the Lunar Stallions have been reinstated as guardians of Equestria," be one of the very first things Celestia would want Spartan Shield to know. I assume you've avoided having him told for the sake of a future comedic misunderstanding but Celestia herself said that Spartan Shield is a hardened warrior who's first instinct is to kill his opponents and he'd be almost impossible to talk down while he's in battle mode. It's hard to imagine any such misunderstanding not ending with a corpse and Celestia is wise enough to realize that.
785824 Well FUCK ME
I was reading many stories on annonymous, not finding a rather interesting one, but when I finished reading this chapter I had to log in just to favorite, track and like this story.
Dude this story is awesome.
You have my compliment.
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I hath thine affections, come at me, whores!
Damn, 1000 Year old eye candy, right there.
This is just too funny
785596
Also a pain in your hind quarters if the wood isn't poplar or cherry or hasn't had all summer to dry out after the tree has been cut down and then cut into smaller sections no longer than maybe 18 inches. If it's not one of those two than the splitting maul can get stuck in the wood (an axe SUCKS for cutting thicker pieces of wood from a tree's trunk or thicker branches typically meant for use in a wood stove unless you're just chopping branches about as thick as an arm. Then it's fine.) or because the wood is still damp from the sap (or rainwater. keep the wood underneath a roof of some type for more effective drying) then when your maul hits the wood it's like striking a rock (in the case of woods like oak).