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Twilight Sparkle.
A whore.
Priceless
Priceless. I can just see Twilight in all her scholarly fervor nearly rivaling Pinkie Pie on a sedate day as she zips from display to display. Probably a good thing that Spike declined to come along, or she'd have had saddlebags full of notes, and her poor assistant would have had claw cramp by the time she got to Spartan Shield's display. And then we get to Spartan Shield and her innocent damage of the "statue." That is just soooo Twilight, it can't be believed. About the only other pony in the Mane 6 that I could see pulling off that reaction would be Rainbow Dash, and we both know that Dash wouldn't be caught dead within a mile of a museum... well, unless it was dedicated to the Wonderbolts, anyway.
I'm guessing that the restoration spell Twilight used was a relatively new spell construct, as I can't see any reason otherwise why Celestia wouldn't have applied that spell after the battle to attempt to save as many of Nightmare Moon's victims as possible. (Or at least, I find it hard to believe that Spartan was the only stallion hit by that particular bit of magic in the midst of a full-on conflict.) Still, as a preservative spell, it looks like it did a bangup job. I've read a bit on Sparta myself, though it was back in college for one of my classes, so I have a reasonable idea of the sort of mindset that Spartan Shield is handling. All I can say for now is that Twilight's going to have her hooves full shepherding her new guest into understanding Equestria as it is today. I suppose that his linguistics are up to date as a side effect of Twilight's spell and her tendency to go overboard on juicing it up when she's not completely calm. Otherwise, I would've expected at the least a tendency towards something similar to Luna's anachronisms in his speech.
Now, if Twilight can just remember her own studies about ancient cultures and remember just how males and females related in Spartan's culture, or at least the Grecian cultures in general of that time, she'll probably avoid a host of problems for herself. (But then, if that were the case, this story would be a lot shorter and we'd lose a lot of chances to laugh at the situations our "Solar-powered mage" is going to be creating for herself while dealing with the sort of faux pas that a warrior fresh from the Nightmare War will be making as they go to meet Celestia. (For instance, I really don't want to think about what's likely to happen if it's not a school day, and they happen to pass a group of colts playing at guards and changelings, since you know that there are bound to be a few lunar guard costumes in the lot.)
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Awesome. Can't say much more than that. That's just...awesome. Pure badtothebone awesome.
Let's see what happens next.
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Twilight a whore.
Oh yes.
I was not disappointed.
There were a great many good quotes in this chapter. I think my favorites were "alleyway tail-lifter" and "Thine is a stupid name."
whore make me a samich
This is going to be...SICK!!!! I can tell, I love this story already and SS is fucking bad ass....damn I can't wait for more. I want to see what happens when Rainbow Dash meets SS....let's get this story on the road!
P.S: Derpy is BOSS!!!
Poor Twilight, being called a whore....this is comandy gold!
Looking forward to the next part, this is awesome. So many directions this could go in... and all of them funny.
oh dear... talk about culture shock...
Celestia, you will probably flip when this hits your proverbial desk... or rather, you'll be gaping when it strides into your throne room... yes. I'll stick around for this one.
can't wait to see where this is going!
"...Powerful, naked stallions were running..." What? Ponies don't wear clothes to begin with.
“Thine is a stupid name!”
This is truly an amazing stroy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the musem that twilight is in and how adorkable she is
Plus i love how SS talks his vocabularry which includes whore harlot and
his assumtions about twilight about her nuddity-mage solar powers
i love this story
Many lol's were to be had from reading this story.
Epic as fuck!
Talk about an amazing piece of work you put together, I can't wait for more Spartan Shield!
The scholar and the warrior, and a Spartan warrior no less. I'm faving this for the description alone!
First I was
Then I was dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
Than I was
Have a mustache
Spartan that's accurately portrayed (read: as accurate as pony gets anyhow)?
INSTANT FAVORITE.
Edit:
Read it. This fanfic is... AWESOME!
MOAR. I DEMAND MOAR NOW!
I wanna see what happens when he meets Luna. That should be fun.
cant wait until he runs into a certain princess of the night, or the lunar stallions for that matter. Running into his mortal foes from a thousand years ago ........ let us just say that " hilarity ensues" wont even begin to cover it!
SPARTANS! PREPARE FOR GLORY!
Never thought I'd laugh at Twilight being called a whore. Never thought Twilight would be called a whore. Somewhat unhappy that Rome, Greece, and Crete aren't ponified, but whatever.
signed the good dr.
745995 Yeah, its hard to Ponify single-syllable words and have them still resemble their original meaning. Ah well.
Tracking the heck out of this! I am loving this so far.
Fell out of my bloody chair when he called her a "Whore". NEVER thought Id ever see that happening.
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Roan. Fleece. Bleat.
Honestly, its too easy to make farm puns.
Tail-lifter. I got to use that some time . He could have also called her strumpet.
“You there!” he wheeled about since Twilight was the closest pony. “Naked harlot!"
Yeah, that line just about killed me.
I can tell your having fun with this male superiority mind set xD
but Crete was a part of Greece!
great story. I dont know why but was all i could think while i read it.[youtube=f0Cb9L7A-cc]
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HAHAHAHAHA Twilight a whore LAWL XD
"elite group of 337"
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forgot the 1
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*sammich
I know I channel my magic by pure naked surface area.
WHORE? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Twilight_Sparkle.png
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Aaaaahhhhhh... How did I miss that!?
This is grate! I only have one "but". I think, that Celestia would do "the Fertility" blessing instead of Luna, you know, as sun helps life to grow.
PS. When you mentioned "war horse" , an idea popped into my head, that I would be awesome to read about Ruin ending up in Ponyville
782342 Ahhh, but Nightmare Wolf, stallions workest hard during the day-- and most lovemaking happens at night.
OMG!Spartan Shield in saying he had a special liking towards Twilight, Lolz
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Hey, you gotta think most ponies work hard all night
Omg twi is a whore? hahaha
Oh jesus this is hilarious
The Spartan Stallions echoed his battle cry, rushing forward from their alcove in the cliff face to form ranks. Soon, they were a long line of shields and spears, drawn arrows and scowls.
“Launch the lighting arrows!” Spartan Shield shouted. Within seconds, a set of flaming arrows whizzed past and up into the starry night sky. They arced high, paused, fell, and lit the field that had been lightly covered with straw. There, on the opposite side of the field, was the enemy.
spartans never used bows and arrows; believing them to be cowardly. just figured you ought to know
781087 Whoa, every time i look at afic, you always have your comment on it too. Sorry for unintentionally stalking you
Love the story so far. Great update intervals as well.
809136 >afic
809265 Whoops!
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What's a strumpet?
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Same thing! And his other absent-minded insults.
"Alleyway tail-lifter" "Naked Harlot" .......................
Just one thing I noticed. The Stallion said "Where art we?" If one is trying to mimic Early Modern English, then that phrase, i believe, would be incorrect. It should remain as "Where are we?" Art, as far as my knowledge, if for sentences such as "Where art thou?" (singular informal) "Where art ye?" (singular formal or "Where art you?" (plural/formal) If my knowledge of this subject is correct, art can only be used for 2nd person pronouns.
However, I am not going to speak as if I am an expert in the subject of Early Modern English, and my knowledge of the subject may be off. If it is, then please ignore the previous paragraph.
On the story itself, I found it to be very enjoyable. More so then most other stories I read.
"Mares should have names as strong as their stallions!” he threw his massive, muscled chest out to demonstrate. “Such as Comet Blaze, or Crashing Tree, or Corona Blaze! Something of the sort!”
I see what you did thar
"Hrm, perhaps your nudity makes you more powerful…" LOLZ!