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I CAME AT HISTORY
They studied history together that night-- and it was very, very sexy.
i think your trying to kill us with laughter
Sexy Study Time?!
This how the chapter made me feel
very very good
Seems to me that there is no point in history when socks, books, and chocolate couldn't woo a woman. Even a bisexual Spartan knows that.
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... goddamn that sexy history. The french revolution always gives me chills
sexy as in.... bow chicka bow wow?
Oh Lord I laughed so hard... so help me, I'm still giggling.
Twilight had better hope that word of her evening never gets out, or Rainbow Dash will NEVER let her forget it.
Hell yes, and UPDATE! time to read
Edit;
THERE'S THE GODDAMNED ROMANCE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my goodness this chapter had me stifling giggles the entire time. Keep it up!
WHAHDWHADSAD. I don't even know. (ITS THAT AWESOME)
Books. They are sexy. I must try this technique!
Well that was an interesting mental image, and it didn't disturb/ and or scar me like most of the internet does when i get those. Well done.
History....yeah
At first I was wondering what the hell was going on and then I read the ending and the the laughter didnt stop for at least 2 or 3 minutes.
"he had made books sexy" fucking awesome
That was fucking hilarious. Everything after him ordering socks had me in stitches.
Interesting.
I can only assume that this takes place in the same universe as your Lunar Stallion trilogy. It is kind of obvious from a few details, not to mention Aegis Shield making a cameo with Stalwart, but meh.
I am unsure as to WHEN this story would take place though, since it does not appear that Celestia and Mac are a thing yet, and there hasn't been much mention of anything at all of the trilogy's events. If this was set before the third story, at least, then Spartan's absence during Celestia's berserk episode is unusual.
It has been some time since I read that trilogy though, so I might not be recalling everything correctly. I dunno lol.
If you wanted another story set in that universe, I think I'd rather you keep this one in said universe and maybe give another of the main 6 some screentime in your canon. Rarity maybe? Or perhaps the newly revealed oracle Fluttershy?
GLORIOUS SEXY BOOKS MAN
So, paper and ink are aphrodisiacs now? Well, to a bookworm, I guess...? Way to go Spartan Shield!
I must know...First, Second, or Third? *Wink*
my only question: did big mac forget about the kiss or is he just going to pretend it never happened for the rest of his life
socks...
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i regret nothing
Marvelous chapter! Had me cracking up. I really enjoy this story and Spartan.
On a side note: Can't wait until spartan shield meets Shinning armor >:)
Wait a minute....
Omg....
Spartan and Shinning Armor got the same cutie-mark!!!!
That means....
Oh my....
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Hey! Sexy study time is best study time!
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No, different universe, with a few constants. Namely the guards Aegis Shield (self-insert) and Stalwart Hide. As far as I'm aware, they've appeared in every story of his that features the Night Guard ponies in any way, even as background characters.
And I think we could all stand to learn something from Spartan here.
Might I recommend italicizing a certain word amongst these lol-inducing words?
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“Hi Spartan.” He walked past Pinkie Pie as she spoke.
“Hail, Harlequinn.” He said, smiling and his nose up in a regal way as he was on his way out.. Spartan Shield was halfway out the door before he JOLTED and clutched at his chest, nearly having a heart attack. “Plague me NOT, pink one!” he barked at Pinkie Pie, panicking. The pink mare tilted her head at him curiously, smiling in a friendly way. She opened her mouth to speak. “Neigh!” he barked pointing at her. “Neigh, speak not even words!” he backed away slowly like Pinkie Pie might pounce and try to eat him or something. Then he found the door and RAN out, slamming it behind him. He galloped wildly down the street.
“I really did traumatize him on his first day here.” Pinkie Pie said, her brow bunching into an apologetic smile. “Oh well!” she shrugged, going back to sweeping the floor as she had been earlier. How hadn’t Spartan seen her on the way in? Because Pinkie Pie, that’s why.
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Dear sweet Celestia, those books. He had made books sexy.
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=3
How this chapter made me feel:
“Her protégé is precious to her. She said that if I broke her heart, she would break my spine.” -- Somepony PLEASE draw Celestia German Suplex-ing Sparten Shield!
I am speechless
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Oh god, I can't stop laughing! I applaud thee and request moar!
And afterward Twilight grasped in her hoof a firm HARD.... Encyclopedia to correct the historical errors in it as well.
her protege is very precious to the princess and she told me if i broke Twilights heart she would break my spine
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YES! that is exactly how i feel about this!!
Priceless. Action in boutique and library... there aren't good words to express level of humor those contain.
Magnificent work.
oh shit man i have to get some books now lol
Dayum, just made books sexy.
Oh, wow! I just realized that you added a romance tag! This just got bumped to the top of my read list!
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I think hes chosen to never speak of it ever again, probably convinced himself it was a hallucination from the hospital narcotics. Never happened!
P.S. almost pee'd myself laughing, shoulda gone before I read this, but I couldn't pull myself away.
DAYUM, Books sexy if i was a girl id be so jelly!
Also Almost killed me with laughter... god im dirty minded
I give this 10 invisible helicopters out of 10.
...
You can't see them, because they're invisible.
That. was. awesome.
Spartan hiring farm-hands to help the injured Macintosh, and then going on a shopping spree to make the perfect date for Twilight, and that ending was cute and awesome at the same time.
Can't wait for the next chapter
Well done as always.
Honora Imperator
Nice work Spartan!
Well, my good sir, you have done it again. I look forward to the times I can read this, because these things are just plain GOLD. Bravo, keep the awesomeness up!!
Serisouly had me laughing the whole time. SO well written and clever. I enjoyed every part of it. Seducing Twi with Histroy was a real stroke of genius though. He's GOOD.
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I feel you, Bro. I almost gave up hope that it might happen!
The only way into Twilight's heart is through books. Spartan is a playa, he understands this. A bit 'quick' possibly, though it's entirely possible that they really did nothing but books.
... good thing I got some books from the library
...
he just made books sexy...
I have a feeling that this a new fashion statement for the study-type bronies
FINALLY