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theswimminbrony


I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

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While looking for cooking ingredients one day, Pinkie Pie discovers a strange barrel filled with something that looks like frosting. But looks can be deceiving, especially to such an oblivious pony...

A ridiculous idea that came up on the IRC chat one day.

Cover art by Grumbeerkopp on Deviant Art.

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Comments ( 26 )

Oh my god.

LOOK OUT EQUESTRIA!

I love you for making this. Best macro fic... actually, the only macro fic I've ever seen for this fandom. Keep on writin', bro!

Oh god....I was laughing pretty hard.

You've earned my thumb, congratulations.

Very nice. Good take on comedy sir!

641487 of course! :rainbowdetermined2: Thank god for chat rooms.
641638 :facehoof: indeed.

641791 Excellent story anyways.:pinkiehappy: You deserve a track for two great stories in a row.

"Sugarcube Corner was out of frosting thanks to Mr. and Mrs. Cake's nighttime games (which for some reason, they would never let Pinkie be a part of)" that there was an image I seriously didn't need in my head :pinkiegasp:

"As sure as Rainbow Dash is straight!" :rainbowlaugh: you're awful, you know that?

"Just make sure you leave a little bit for the missus and I, okay?" that will SO not end well

"Pinkie stomped Twilight flat and pretty much everything else that comes after that" ... dafuq?

641828 Mr. and Mrs. Cake will never be the same

641853 My mind will never be the same :pinkiecrazy: I wonder if Pound and Pumpkin would get some of that frosting too

Lol finally a giant pony story!

...I want to see a giant fluttershy story someday lol

Did you set it to Wumbo?:pinkiehappy:
Ah, SpongeBob references.

Heh...ha ha....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sweet Zeus on a Moped, that was hilarious. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Faves! Take them all!!

Next up: Pinkzilla vs. The Enormous and Devastating Trixie!

Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult

"Oh no, there goes Ponyville!"

"go go Pinkzilla!"

After the "as sure as rainbow dash is straight" line you had earned my thumb and a fave.

argh... :facehoof: :facehoof: :facehoof: :facehoof: :facehoof: :facehoof: :facehoof:

well done :pinkiecrazy: although i didn't like it quite as much as the luna-lightbulb story

Well. That was a delightful piece of pointless silliness. Have a thumb!

You have a officially fallen into the madness of Pinkie Pie's mind...

And you're very welcome here with us. :pinkiehappy:

I've ragged on this fic alot in the past, But I'm going to tell you WHY I hate it so much.

It's how you handled the ending. The mane 6 and Chrysalis dying. IT WASN'T CALLED FOR. This fic DOESN'T call for character death. Nopony needed to die.

I mean, instead of Pinkie stomping the Mane 6 and eating Chrysalis, couldn't you just have said that after she tore the roof off of the barn, Chrysalis could have said a funny line, like "And now I surrender" and run away with her tail between her legs, instead Pinkie killing her. Hell, The Mane 6 could have done the same thing.

In the end, this fic's subject matter was handled very poorly in my opinion. And while it WAS well written, you took it in a dark direction it didn't need to go in.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

840403 Well, thanks for justifying your reasons, I suppose. :rainbowlaugh:

No, in all seriousness, it's good to hear WHY people dislike my fics, and I'm totally okay with it.

First off, thanks for saying that it's well written. As for the mane 6 dying, Twilight is actually the only one that was squashed by Pinkie, but several others actually died, including both Princesses. You're completely right about their deaths being unnecessary... which is why they were there. This was kind of just a fun fic for me to try that is completely different from my others, a couple of which have a much more serious tone.

But, anyways, thanks for the criticism. I really appreciate it. :pinkiesmile:

What is this I don't even... :facehoof:
This was stupid and I loved it.

The hulking monster that was Pinkie Pie began to destroy everything in sight, from the entirety of the Apple family's barn to Granny Smith's favorite rocking chair.

:pinkiegasp: Oh no!

You killed Luna...

just Shame on you good sir. You are officially the first fic i disliked.

"Raaaan! Iss Pinkzilla!" he screamed.

Me: Sorry, what did you say?
Neighponese pony:

"MOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!" Pinkie Pie roared, as if she were a greedy FIMFiction user commenting on a well-written story.

OML WHY DID YOU BEHAVE LIKE THAT?
Hehe. Don't mind me! How could anyone behave like that? :pinkiehappy:
I mean like...as if you were a greedy FIMFiction user commenting on a well-written story.
Oh, yeah!
Let's hope Rarity doesn't behave like this.
Seriously, darling? 🤦
*sighs*
*gigggle*

With both Princesses out of the way, Pinkie knew that there was nopony left to stand in her way. She had single hoofedly done what not even Discord could accomplish--take over Equestria. For now, Ponyville was the only thing in her grasp, but with the Princesses and the Elements of Harmony out of the picture, she was nearly invincible. Letting loose another roar of victory, she realized that she was free to feast on the buffet that was Equestria for all eternity, her only obstacles being sleep and time.

Oh noooooo........:pinkiegasp:

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"Not mah rockin' chair!" the elderly mare threatened.

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